Choji

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[Cooking Club Member]  Choji 【料理部員】飯盛チョウジ

Rarity 3 Cost 8 HP 401+103.01*(Lv-1) ATK 196+54.163*(Lv-1) HP @ Lv 60 6478.59 ATK @ Lv 60 3391.617 Max HP+20 Lv, +2000 HP 10538.79 Max ATK+20 Lv, +2000 ATK 6474.877 Skills Gourmand [Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +350~700 HP to self / 60~100%100% proc rate achieved at level 67 Cook [After MovingAfter this unit is held and released by their player. Triggered and applied before [After Not Moving] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +100~200 HP to self and allies directly adjacent to self / 60~100%100% proc rate achieved at level 67 Hoster of Feasts [Before HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Being Attacked] effects, before [When Hit] effects from the target. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +80~160 HP to hit units and alliesThe following range only applies to this group of transients directly adjacent to self     +5~10 CP to hit units and alliesThe following range only applies to this group of transients directly adjacent to self / 50~100% Slick Artisan [After HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, after attack damage is applied, after the target's [When Hit] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply UnctionDEF Up by 0.85x ~ 0.425x, +150~300HP every turn for 2 turns (Buff) to self and allies on the left and right of self / 16~32% Skill Evolution(s) Cook＋ [After MovingAfter this unit is held and released by their player. Triggered and applied before [After Not Moving] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +200~400 HP to self and allies directly adjacent to self / 60~100%100% proc rate achieved at level 67 [Turn StartTriggers on turn start of their player, after [Phase Start] effects, before [Opponent Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] (Total turns 3, 6, 9...) +400~800 HP to allies beside or in Slash range     (Total turns 3, 6, 9...) +10~20 CP to allies beside or in Slash range     (Total turns 3, 6, 9...) Apply Nourishment+150~300HP/turn, ATK Up by 1.1x ~ 1.5x for 3 turns (Buff) to allies beside or in Slash range / 45~90% Choice of Luxurious FeastsFeast of Apicius Apply Blessing+300~600HP/turn for 4 turns (Buff) to self and allies 1 square around self 2x Show equipable ARs (96) Illustration Daichi Kouta Scenario ―― Voice Hiroki Goto Sex/GenderAs defined in the game data, might not be accurate to official localization Male Gate Tokyo Guild Missionaries;Unaffiliated School Shinjuku Academy Weight (kg) 107 Height (cm) 164 Summon Date 10/22 Release Date 2017-08-29 (v2.0.9) Strategy (placeholder) Enemy-only

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Official English "This high school student's hobby and special ability both involve cooking. He can make anything, from every day meals to desserts for special occasions. He loves cooking for hungry people. Nothing fills him with more happiness than being told his cooking tastes good. He is currently part of the cooking club and works at a welfare NPO owned by the Aoyama Guild that provide meals for Stray Transients. He dislikes anyone who wastes food or is indifferent to taste."

Translated from Japanese A high school student whose hobby and specialty is cooking, from everyday side dishes to sweets for special days. He likes to feed hungry people with his cooking. If they call it "delicious," that makes him happier than anything else. He works as a volunteer for welfare and NPO groups based in the Aoyama guild, handing out food to stray summons. He is a little poor at handling those who waste food, those who who do not care about the taste of food at all, and those who say anything is okay.

Official Japanese 趣味は料理、特技も料理、日々のおかずから特別な日のスイーツまで、何でもござれのの高校生。お腹が減った人に自分の料理をたくさん食べてもらう事が大好き。それで「美味しい」と言ってもらえたなら、何よりの喜び。福祉ＮＰＯ団体を母体とする青山ギルドが行っている、はぐれ「転光生」への炊き出しボランティアに参加する料理部員。料理を無駄にする人、料理の味をまったく気にしない、何でも良いと言う人は、ちょっと苦手。

Relation	From Others		To Others
Like	Ryota Barguest→		→ Zao Kimun Kamui
Dislike	Durga→		→

[For the Love of Cuisine]  Choji 【食に愛を込めて】飯盛チョウジ

Rarity 4 Cost 16 HP 797+109.265*(Lv-1) ATK 402+46.969*(Lv-1) HP @ Lv 65 7789.96 ATK @ Lv 65 3408.016 Max HP+20 Lv, +2000 HP 11975.26 Max ATK+20 Lv, +2000 ATK 6347.396 Skills Gourmand [Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +350~700 HP to self / 60~100%100% proc rate achieved at level 67 Cook [After MovingAfter this unit is held and released by their player. Triggered and applied before [After Not Moving] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +100~200 HP to self and allies directly adjacent to self / 60~100%100% proc rate achieved at level 67 Hoster of Feasts [Before HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Being Attacked] effects, before [When Hit] effects from the target. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +80~160 HP to hit units and alliesThe following range only applies to this group of transients directly adjacent to self     +5~10 CP to hit units and alliesThe following range only applies to this group of transients directly adjacent to self / 50~100% Slick Artisan [After HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, after attack damage is applied, after the target's [When Hit] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply UnctionDEF Up by 0.85x ~ 0.425x, +150~300HP every turn for 2 turns (Buff) to self and allies on the left and right of self / 16~32% Skill Evolution(s) Cook＋ [After MovingAfter this unit is held and released by their player. Triggered and applied before [After Not Moving] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +200~400 HP to self and allies directly adjacent to self / 60~100%100% proc rate achieved at level 67 [Turn StartTriggers on turn start of their player, after [Phase Start] effects, before [Opponent Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] (Total turns 3, 6, 9...) +400~800 HP to allies beside or in Slash range     (Total turns 3, 6, 9...) +10~20 CP to allies beside or in Slash range     (Total turns 3, 6, 9...) Apply Nourishment+150~300HP/turn, ATK Up by 1.1x ~ 1.5x for 3 turns (Buff) to allies beside or in Slash range / 45~90% Choice of Luxurious FeastsFeast of Apicius Apply Blessing+300~600HP/turn for 4 turns (Buff) to self and allies 1 square around self 3x Show equipable ARs (96) Illustration Daichi Kouta Scenario ―― Voice Hiroki Goto Sex/GenderAs defined in the game data, might not be accurate to official localization Male Gate Tokyo Guild Missionaries;Unaffiliated School Shinjuku Academy Weight (kg) 107 Height (cm) 164 Summon Date 10/22 Release Date 2017-08-29 (v2.0.9) Strategy (placeholder) Enemy-only

Official English "The Cookbook Sacred Artifact he holds is actually a magical tome compiled in ancient Rome. Gathered in it are all the ways of the gourmand, elevated through spiritual ceremonies that can turn love into magic. It brings the miracle of love to those who have eaten the products of these recipes and can even heal their wounds. He offers great thanks to anyone who goes to harsh places to bring him fresh ingredients."

Translated from Japanese The cook book Sacred Artifact he obtained is a type of grimoire compiled in ancient Rome. It contains knowledge of gourmet delicacies beyond this world, and the cooking methods are sublimated with spiritual rites that turn love into magical power. Those who eat the resultant food will come to know the miracle of love, and it can even heal those who are hurt. Chouji holds deep gratitude for people who go to harsh environments to gather fresh ingredients for him.

Official Japanese 彼が手にした料理帳の「神器」は、古代羅馬に編纂された魔術書の類。この世ならざる美味美食の粋を集めたものであり、料理工程は、愛情を魔力へと加工する霊的儀式にまで昇華される。それを口にした者に愛の奇跡をもたらし、傷ついた者を癒す事さえ出来る。厳しい環境へと赴き、新鮮な食材を調達してきてくれる人には、深い感謝の気持ちを抱いている。

[Creating a Delicious Ring of Happiness]  Choji 【幸せの美味しい輪を】飯盛チョウジ

Variant Christmas Rarity 4 Cost 16 HP 642+97.245*(Lv-1) ATK 558+58.878*(Lv-1) HP @ Lv 65 6865.68 ATK @ Lv 65 4326.192 Max HP+20 Lv, +2000 HP 10810.58 Max ATK+20 Lv, +2000 ATK 7503.752 Skills Sagely Visionary [Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply Blessing+300~600HP/turn for 4 turns (Buff) to self     Apply ProtectionDEF Up by 0.9x ~ 0.45x for 1 turn (Buff) to self / 50~100% Faint Reflector [When AppearingWhenever this unit appears in a battle for the first time. Happens before the start of the next player's turn. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply Blessing StrengtheningWhile user has Blessing: ATK Up by 2x for 999 turns (Irremovable Buff) to self / 100% [Before HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Being Attacked] effects, before [When Hit] effects from the target. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +3~6 CP to self and allies directly adjacent to self / 30~60% Fortune Gastronomist [Attack ModifierAll modifiers stack with each other. Piercing modifiers do not stack with other piercing modifiers of the same status.] Deal 1.5x damage to Blessing+300~600HP/turn for 4 turns (Buff)-affected enemies / 100% [Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply Nullify DebuffPrevent receiving debuff once for 4 turns. Vanishes after use. (Buff) to self / 45~90% Culinary Crown Crafter [When Hit″This unit must have >0HP when hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Hitting] effects, before [After Hitting] effects from the attacker. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied. (Trigger id 12; occurs after trigger id 13)] +150~300 HP to allies directly adjacent to self / 15~30% [After BuffDoes not trigger if buff is nullified or resisted. Shares timing with effect that bestowed buff. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied. Will not trigger when buff is already held. Buff-type status skills self-activate with this timing.] Apply Blessing+300~600HP/turn for 4 turns (Buff) to allies directly adjacent to self / 20~40% [After BuffDoes not trigger if buff is nullified or resisted. Shares timing with effect that bestowed buff. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied. Will not trigger when buff is already held. Buff-type status skills self-activate with this timing.] +5~10 CP to self / 45~90% Skill Evolution(s) Three-Star Padrone [When AppearingWhenever this unit appears in a battle for the first time. Happens before the start of the next player's turn. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply Blessing StrengtheningWhile user has Blessing: ATK Up by 2x for 999 turns (Irremovable Buff) to self and allies on the entire board / 100% [Before HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Being Attacked] effects, before [When Hit] effects from the target. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +3~6 CP to self and allies directly adjacent to self / 30~60% [Before HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Being Attacked] effects, before [When Hit] effects from the target. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply Drain-10% skill activation rate, -10CP/turn for 2 turns (Debuff) to hit units / 40~80% [After Not MovingTriggers after their player's movement phase, provided this unit was not held during their player's movement phase. Triggered and applied after [After Moving] effects, before [If Stationary] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] (Total turns 1, 5, 9...) Apply Crit+ATK Up by 2.5x ~ 5x for 1 turn (Buff) to allies in front of self     (Total turns 2, 6, 10...) Apply Crit+ATK Up by 2.5x ~ 5x for 1 turn (Buff) to allies at the square to the right of self     (Total turns 3, 7, 11...) Apply Crit+ATK Up by 2.5x ~ 5x for 1 turn (Buff) to allies behind self     (Total turns 4, 8, 12...) Apply Crit+ATK Up by 2.5x ~ 5x for 1 turn (Buff) to allies at the square to the left of self / 45~90% [After MovingAfter this unit is held and released by their player. Triggered and applied before [After Not Moving] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] (Total turns 1, 5, 9...) Apply Crit+ATK Up by 2.5x ~ 5x for 1 turn (Buff) to allies in front of self     (Total turns 2, 6, 10...) Apply Crit+ATK Up by 2.5x ~ 5x for 1 turn (Buff) to allies at the square to the right of self     (Total turns 3, 7, 11...) Apply Crit+ATK Up by 2.5x ~ 5x for 1 turn (Buff) to allies behind self     (Total turns 4, 8, 12...) Apply Crit+ATK Up by 2.5x ~ 5x for 1 turn (Buff) to allies at the square to the left of self / 45~90% Choice of Luxurious FeastsFeast of Apicius Apply ArdorATK Up by 1.2x ~ 2.4x, +5CP/turn for 2 turns (Buff) to self + Apply Blessing+300~600HP/turn for 4 turns (Buff) to self and hit units 3x Show equipable ARs (94) Illustration Daichi Kouta Scenario ―― Voice Hiroki Goto Sex/GenderAs defined in the game data, might not be accurate to official localization Male Gate Tokyo Guild Missionaries;Unaffiliated School Shinjuku Academy Weight (kg) 107 Height (cm) 164 Summon Date 10/22 Release Date 2020-12-15 (v4.12.0) Strategy (placeholder) Enemy-only

Official English "Choji must come up with a Christmas menu that can be enjoyed by guests even in this unseasonable heat. After changing into a Santa suit, he bakes a unique bread item called Rosca de Reyes. According to one particular belief system, this bread is to be eaten on the day three wise men celebrated the birth of a king long ago, which is why it's shaped and decorated like a crown. Supposedly, in the months following Choji's baking of this bread, it's picked up by various media outlets as a highly sought-after menu item, and sparks something of a boom in the culinary world. Meanwhile, the recipe for it humbly etches itself into Choji's Recipe Book—his Sacred Artifact—as yet another edible delight that brings people joy."

Translated from Japanese Chouji has become the planner for a hot yet enjoyable Christmas menu. He has changed into a Santa outfit and is baking something called "rosca de reyes." According to certain beliefs, it's something you can eat on the day three wise men celebrate a king's birth. That's why it's in the shape of a crown. Now, the menu is so popular that it could go viral on all media platforms with Chouji the one setting social media on fire. And there his cookbook Sacred Artifact can put together cooking that can make one more person happy.

Official Japanese 暑くても楽しめるクリスマスメニューを考案することになったチョウジ。彼はサンタ衣装に着替えて「ロスカ・デ・レジェス」と呼ばれるパンを焼く。これは、とある「信仰」において曰く、３人の賢者が王の誕生を祝す日に、食べられると言う。その為に、このような王冠の形をしているのだそうだ。今回、チョウジが作ったそれは後に各種媒体に取り上げられるほどの人気メニューとして、ブームの火付け役になったという。そしてレシピ帖の「神器」には、またひとつ人を幸せにする料理が綴られるのだ。

CV

Event	Line
Summon	I'm Chouji Iimori from the Cooking Club. I'll be real happy if you eat my tasty food!
Beginning of Battle	Line up everyone, there's plenty of food.
Move	Okay!
Attacking	Here you go.
Skill Activation	This is the main dish.
Hit (minor)	Ah, geez.
Hit (major)	It's not done yet!
Charge	Okay everyone, eat up all you like! Choice of Luxurious Feasts, De re coquinaria!
Victory	Was it good? Those words make me so happy! I'll make it again next time.
KO'd	Ahh, dessert isn't ready yet...
Love	Every morning’s Miso soup—no. Every morning, I want to make you lots of different soups to drink!
Event (Shop)	Line
Missing lines (for translators) hit-major-2 charge-2 love-2 title title-2 open open-2 close close-2 greeting encouraging touched conversation-1 conversation-2 conversation-3 conversation-4 self character-1 character-2 character-3 character-4 event event-1 event-2 event-3 event-4 special special-1 special-2 special-3 special-4 specialevent specialevent-1 specialevent-2 specialevent-3 specialevent-4

Event	Line
Love	I'll bake cakes every year for you, making them tastier and tastier. So, would you mind tasting them? It's because...I like you.
Event (Shop)	Line
Missing lines (for translators) summon battle move attack skill hit-minor hit-major hit-major-2 charge charge-2 ko love-2 title title-2 open open-2 close close-2 greeting encouraging touched conversation-1 conversation-2 conversation-3 conversation-4 self character-1 character-2 character-3 character-4 event event-1 event-2 event-3 event-4 special special-1 special-2 special-3 special-4 specialevent specialevent-1 specialevent-2 specialevent-3 specialevent-4

Appearances

Transient Summons

Transient	Transient Summon
Choji ()	- Seaside Summer School with You Part 1 & 2 (2021) (2021) - Seaside Summer School with You Part 2 (2020) (2020) - Seaside Summer School with You Transient Summon Part 2 (2019 Re-Release) (2019) - Fire Attribute Pickup (2019) - Reprint! Seaside School Part 2 (2018) - Aoyama Missionaries (2018 Reprint) (2018) - Seaside School Part 2 (2017)
Choji (Christmas) ()	- Sunshine Christmas Transient Summon (2023 Re-Release) (2023) - Sunshine Christmas Transient Summon (2021 Re-Release) (2021) - Sunshine Christmas Transient Summon (2020)

Notes

• His full name is Choji Iimori (飯盛 チョウジ).
• Choji's Sacred Artifact is based on a book filled with Roman recipes named Apicius thought to have been compiled around the 1st century AD. The title "Apicius" can be seen clearly on the cookbook on his 3☆ sprite.
  • His charge skill "De Re Coquinaria" means "On the subject of cooking" which was the cookbook's name on early printed editions.
  • The possible owner, now Exception, of the Sacred Artifact is possibly Marcus Gavius Apicius who was a notable gourmand and luxury lover sometime during the 1st century AD. He is attributed to the name of the aforementioned cookbook and erroneously credited as its author.
• Choji's summoner mark is located on the manubrium of his sternum, shaped like a fireball inside an upside-down bell stylized as flames to resemble a plate or cooking pan.
• Choji also appears in one of the loading screens, together with Ryota, where they state "I make it" and "I eat it" respectively (作って、食べる).

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Anonymous user: 2252ef94

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Lmao,Does he even wear Underwear

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Anonymous user: bde8ad03

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10 months ago

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Something about him just annoys me.

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Anonymous user: 8608a450

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13 months ago

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Want to lick his sweaty armpits in his swimsuit outfit :P

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Anonymous user: dc33e371

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17 months ago

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I miss u dee

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Anonymous user: e448f4b5

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19 months ago

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>>14899

weel you are as well and there's nobody sayin' a thing

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Anonymous user: ddbad0ed

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>>15080

Probably happier than you seem to be.

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Anonymous user: c22b7d61

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To make ice cream treats you first have to make the ice cream it all begins with liquid ice The factory stores it in refrigerated silos set just a few degrees above freezing the silos feed a high-speed mixer which combines the ice with its other primary ingredient dried cream the only other ingredient is sugar this much sugar is the amount used for just one ice cream after about 3 minutes of mixing this batch has been deemed to failure and is sealed away for eternity protecting all of mankind this worker here has a death wish successful batches of ice cream are heated and stirred to kill bacteria until they become roughly 70% sanitized indicating they're now fit for human consumption concentrated vanilla flavoring is added the concoction is chilled whipped for about 15 seconds and the finished product is lovingly dumped onto our big metal slab because our production crew was too stupid to remember to get a bowl ice cream Sandwich wafers are made out of chocolate cake ingredients and were originally meant to be an edible stand-in for playing cards thanks to this design the ice cream is placed between wafers using a shuffling machine Wich once decommissioned will be integrated into the back room of many Las Vegas casinos the sandwiches move on to be wrapped but first they delicately scrape bits from an incredibly Rusty and unclean packaging machine enhancing their flavor finally you may be surprised to hear this but the ice cream sandwiches are loaded in the boxes on another line ice cream cone production is underway a feeder drops pre-wrapped sugar cones into a holder on a conveyor belt hot grease is added to the inside of the cone to help lubricate the ice cream once it makes it to the entrance next nozzle squirt out the ice cream half the production line receives chocolate ice cream and the other half receives Elmer's glue part of the fun is finding out which flavor you get now for the most arousing part of the production line and injection of hot liquid caramel I stand corrected the actual most arousing part of the production is the chocolate flavored liquid topping squirter then the finishing touch the mystery ingredient sponsored by Purina

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Anonymous user: c2a43ae6

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>>14901

Oh look a Daichi fan! Tell me, what does it feel to be a pedo? Are you happy with yourself?

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Anonymous user: eddb6954

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>>14899

Kys

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Anonymous user: 04686c29

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25 months ago

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He is so gross... wish he wasn't in the gane

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Anonymous user: 554e12be

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>>13657

Do you know Darling in the Franxx? Chouji's voice actor, Hitoki Goto, is Futoshi's voice actor. They had to change, because Chouji's original v.a. had retired.

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Anonymous user: e3b5e78a

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hes so cute and chubby... i wish you can interact with him more but hes always working

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Anonymous user: 5b12a785

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bro wtf why is his voice deep, i thought it'd be sweet

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Anonymous user: c22bc77d

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But actually it comes from Greece the ancient Greek serve this Rich delicacy to the athletes of the first Olympic games in 776 BC the Roman conquest spread the dessert across Europe and many centuries later European immigrants North America the ancient Romans the basis of a cheesecake is it's Rich creamy filling made from ricotta cream and cheese but first cheese kickers need to make the crust similar to a cheese crust for about 15 cakes this factory combines 50 lb of butter with 10 lb of sugar next liquid growth hormone to enhance the flavors in chemical reactions of the cheesecake some flour how much flour I don't have to tell you after mixing long enough to hide any intimidating evidence also tossed into the patch a conveyor belt moves the toe to a vet the vet compresses the dough into a sheet and the sheet is passed under a machine that makes it less likely to be shot by police a gianthairbrush tries and fails miserably to comb the doughs hair instead it pokes holes in the dough the leftover dough falls through a trap door and it's never seen again each doe circle goes into a pan to bake for a 11 minutes at a bajillion degree meanwhile that is ridiculous amount of cream cheese cream cheese sour cream sugar vanilla eggs flour and whatever other cholesterol enabling ingredients you can think of are blended together into a diabetic nightmare that will become the cheesecake filling saltwater to save the factory money on having to purchase salt then a machine called a poopy butt takes a big poopy of filling under I'm sorry it seems a practical joker has played a joke on me okay there we go and then a machine called a shotting anus gigantic load of filling into the pie crust

And finally hey guys you know how a bunch of people put on episodes of how it's made to fall asleep too or to watch them without really paying attention and they leave on auto place so that my videos end up in their feed Frank on them I'm going to scream really loud about 5 seconds act like nothing happened but about it don't mention it don't talk about it here we go WALE UP And now that the cheesecakes are done you might wanna put off that diet for just one more day

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Anonymous user: e9f57e1b

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30 months ago

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Diabetus

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Anonymous user: e61f10d1

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>>10744

You have a Dirty mind

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Anonymous user: 385a7e57

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41 months ago

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can he show his ass

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Anonymous user: caf0d894

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44 months ago

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>>9824

If that's the case, ppl like Choji will be expecting ppl like Ryota but ended with ppl like Behemoth...

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Anonymous user: be3b645d

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For those who wanted a man who can cook... Dirty Kouta has come to make your dreams come true

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Anonymous user: c5864d83

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48 months ago

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>>8750 Jiangshi Krampus is shitty? Clearly you're joking

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Anonymous user: 6c002d93

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>>8829

Not that they changed, his original va retired, I think.

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Anonymous user: 58441f4d

No. 8843

48 months ago

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I like his smaller head in the Christmas version, it makes him look more human.

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Anonymous user: 1977c75a

No. 8829

48 months ago

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why did they change his VA... its not the same without him... and why is his head so small in his variant i have to cry

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Anonymous user: 63f87d48

No. 8773

48 months ago

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>>8760 Yeah to be fair Jiangshi Babalon can actually be pretty good in the right circumstances, but she can also fuck you over if you don't prepare around her properly.

Still though, even if Babalon had the best event variant in the game you know she'd still be the one who started the Shitty Event Variants Club because that's just how she is.

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Anonymous user: 851d004c

No. 8761

48 months ago

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His Christmas variant is adorable, but that kit.... yikes. I get that not everyone is going to be top tier, but he deserved better than that.

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Anonymous user: 851d004c

No. 8760

48 months ago

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>>8750

Jiangshi Babalon is actually a solid character to bring for dungeons. I can totally vouch for her on that front. The rest is I can’t speak for.

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Anonymous user: 63f87d48

No. 8750

48 months ago

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Welcome to the Shitty Event Variants club Choji! I'm sure you, Babalon, Suzuka, Krampus and all the others will be best friends before you know it!

Oh, and my sincere condolences for your loss.

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Anonymous user: cfa52bbc

No. 8730

48 months ago

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I'm thankful for Regular 4 Star Choji, he was one of my first Healers-Support units when I first started playing 3 years ago and he helped me A LOT!

... WAIT! WHY DID THEY CHANGED HIS VOICE!? They updated his regular 3 and 4 star voicelines

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Anonymous user: 63f87d48

No. 8720

48 months ago

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I love how his head is ridiculously tiny in his Christmas alt, but totally normal in his other art.

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Anonymous user: f69e1308

No. 8716

48 months ago

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Subpar? Mama, this is going straight into trash. I love Choji and I hate how his event skillset sucks so hard. His normal form is much better in terms of buffing since it carries both an attack and defense buff (both having a small heal) and he also heals when he hits things. What is Christmas Choji going to do? Basic attack enemies to get up to 18 CP when regular form could get up to 50? Apply Blessing only while you could get both Unction and Nourishment with regular Choji? This just sucked tbh. I love the art, love the character himself and wish him better in the future because I'll honestly pretend he did not get a variant in this event.

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Anonymous user: 27dc9fb4

No. 8705

48 months ago

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Bruh, vanilla 4* is better just with cook+

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Anonymous user: d3dbc735

No. 8693

48 months ago

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your skills may be subpar but i still love you baby boy

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Anonymous user: cfa52bbc

No. 8692

48 months ago

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CHONKERS!

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Anonymous user: f54b4d21

No. 8687

48 months ago

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WINTER DESSERT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous user: 9ffc5ad5

No. 8210

49 months ago

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>>8030

Is it the head? It may be a bit too round. I don't know I'm not a good artist.

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Anonymous user: 3a43b056

No. 8030

49 months ago

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Nice character but make him look more like a young adult please, not shota?

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Anonymous user: c1f416f3

No. 7951

50 months ago

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You were an okay daichi.

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Anonymous user: a96b9d15

No. 5258

57 months ago

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This guy once tried to convince me that it was unethical to prevent your children from eating things, and that passing down a food allergy is the worst form of that. I spat out my cookie and left once he started talking about how they should just be forced to eat what they're allergic to until they die.

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Anonymous user: 1b3b8ff6

No. 5086

57 months ago

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The blade sunk into the throat and worked its way up to Ryota’s chin. Coming back down, Choji’s scalpel then circled Ryota’s neck. The last thing Ryota felt was his skin being cut away from his skull, and the metal of the blade scraping his teeth. Then he was gone.

Choji stared into the mirror. He had done a really good job, even keeping the eyelids. She winked, and Ryota winked back. Choji smiled. But still, he was sad that his friend was now gone. Ryota had only lasted fifty minutes, not nearly as long as Choji had wanted. He looked back at the cadaver hanging in the center of the room, the last of his friend’s fluids draining into a pan. Yup, no more Ryota Yakushimaru. As he looked, Choji cocked his head. He began to take notice of the fact that there really wasn’t much damage to the corpse. “It fact,” the overweight chef mused, “I think….” An idea exploded in his head. He was good at sewing and he had all the pieces, all he had to do was put them back together. Yeah, he just had to get some stuffing and bingo, he’d have Ryota forever. In fact, thought Choji, that’s what he’d do for all his best friends when their numbers came up. He was so excited, he skipped right over to the body with his skinner to get started.

The cupcakes could wait; Choji had a friend to make.

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Anonymous user: 7fe73012

No. 4504

58 months ago

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Dis boii be lookin like a snack....... I'd love to take this as a "Midnight snack"

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Anonymous user: df9d0856

No. 3276

62 months ago

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his summer skin is so lewd.... tits: out

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Anonymous user: d71982b7

No. 2767

65 months ago

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This nigga is my boi.

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Anonymous user: dc03afcc

No. 2529

67 months ago

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What does the love line say?

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Anonymous user: 68d11bf8

No. 2103

70 months ago

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Biggest tits in the game. allahu akbar!

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Anonymous user: 68d11bf8

No. 2102

70 months ago

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His tiddies is bigger than any female character in this game.

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Anonymous user: 24cdcb78

No. 864

76 months ago

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My first summon. Not top tier but holy fuck, I wouldn't give him up for anything.

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Anonymous user: 3772f6d6

No. 421

78 months ago

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Looking like a snack

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Anonymous user: 8de11032

No. 127

80 months ago

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Shokugeki no Choji

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