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===Research File===
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|translation=The leather whip Sacred Artifact he holds shows its true power when its ends are put together to form a ring. The lightning net produced within the ring captures only sad dreams, leaving the target in a state of tranquility. The reason he lives as a hero now is due to how a "certain someone" he knew lived before, and how he can't forget their leaving of him. He is a thunder spirit he continues to hold that in his heart, becoming a hero who smiles for the sake of the little guys and a clown who dries the tears of the many. His wish to connect with the "Great Mystery" went ungranted, so he suceeded the life of the buffoon driven away from his home world and continues fighting as a hero in this Tokyo. When he sees dogs ceremonially sacrificed, he recalls sad memories and as such bad at dealing with them.
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|original=その手に持つ革のムチ状の「神器」は、両端を接続し、輪を成した時にこそ、その真価を発揮する。輪の中に生じる雷の網は悲しい夢のみを捕え、安らぎだけを残して彼は去っていくのだ。彼がヒーローとして生きるのは、かつてともにあった「とある者」の生き様、そして散り様を忘れる事ができないが故である。小勢の悲しみのために笑うヒーローにして、大勢の喜びのために涙を流す道化、それが彼の心を捕え続ける雷の精霊。「大いなる神秘」へと繋がる事叶わず、故郷の世界を追われた道化の生き様を継がんと、この東京でヒーローとして彼は戦い続ける。儀式の生贄にされた犬を見ると、悲しい記憶を思い出す為に苦手。
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Transient Information

[Bartending Cowboy]  Thunderbird
【新宿のバーテンダー】サンダーバード
Weapon Spread Slash.png
Rarity 3 Cost 8
HP 456+105.469*(Lv-1) ATK 209+52.418*(Lv-1)
HP @ Lv 60 6678.671 ATK @ Lv 60 3301.662
Max HP+20 Lv, +2000 HP 10788.051 Max ATK+20 Lv, +2000 ATK 6350.022
Skills
Hero [Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply ConcentrationATK Up by 1.1x ~ 2.2x, skill activation rate +10% for 2 turns (Buff) to self / 35~70%
[Defense ModifierAll modifiers stack with each other.] Take 0.8x damage from 0.55x ATK penaltyThrust-ranged enemies / 100%
Lightning Dasher [Before HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Being Attacked] effects, before [When Hit] effects from the target. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply CritATK Up by 2x ~ 4x for 1 turn (Buff) to self and allies in front and behind of self / 18~36%
[While MovingWhen this unit is held by their player.] Increase horizontal movement by 1 / 100%
Storm Dancer [When Hit″This unit must have >0HP when hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Hitting] effects, before [After Hitting] effects from the attacker. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied. (Trigger id 12; occurs after trigger id 13)] Apply EvasionDEF Up by 0.01x ~ 0.005x for 1 turn (Buff) to self / 34~68%
Storm Thresher [Before HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Being Attacked] effects, before [When Hit] effects from the target. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +7~14 CP to self / 50~100%
[Attack ModifierAll modifiers stack with each other. Piercing modifiers do not stack with other piercing modifiers of the same status.] Deal 100x damage to EvasionDEF Up by 0.01x ~ 0.005x for 1 turn (Buff)-affected enemies / 100%
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Apply Reflect DebuffReflect debuff once for 4 turns. Vanishes after use. (Buff) to self and allies directly adjacent to self + +8~16 CP to self and allies directly adjacent to self Weapon Spread Magic.png
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Illustration 1boshi
Scenario ――
Voice Tetsu Inada
Sex/GenderAs defined in the game data, might not be accurate to official localization Male
Gate Great Spirit
Guild Outlaws;Independent;Unaffiliated
School Suidocho Business Academy
Strategy (placeholder)
Enemy-only

Research Files

Official English
"An Avis Therian from the world of the Great Spirit, his public identity is that of a bartender in Shinjuku, but he doubles as a superhero, protecting Tokyo with the help of his trusty Whip. He's also a dandy with a flair for grandiose terms and melodramatic overreactions. The guild to which he belongs is one that represents the underdogs, the hated, and the forgotten. In his home world, he watched from above as the majority razed the minority to the ground, time and again. Thunderbird gets along well with other adults who boast discerning tastes, though he has a habit of chasing after whales whenever he sees them."
Translated from Japanese
Official Japanese
異世界グレイトスピリット出身の鳥人「転光生」。表の姿は新宿のとある店のバーテンダー、裏の姿は東京の平和を守る革ムチ使いのヒーロー。芝居がかったしゃべり方とキザったらしいオーバーリアクションの伊達男。多数派に対する少数派、疎まれる側、忘れられる側に常に立つ、とあるギルドに所属している。かつて故郷の世界において、彼は大勢に小勢の民らが滅ぼされていく姿を空からずっと見続けて来た男。味の違いが分かる大人と話が合う。鯨を見ると追いかけるクセがある。
Relation From Others To Others
Like Nekros&Bacchus Gandharva
Dislike Seth Kenta
Oguchi Magami


CV

CV

Event Line
Summon My lord, please, call me something like.... Hero of the Downtrodden, Thunderbird! Understand, baby?
Beginning of Battle Dry those tears, baby! That's right, your hero has arrived!
Move Now, let's go!
Attacking Haa!
Skill Activation This is your punishment baby!
Hit (minor) Guh!
Hit (major) Guoooh!!
Victory Sad, sorrowful children...! Don't ever forget! There are wings protecting you from the sky! Farewell!!
KO'd Don't cry, baby... let me... go out seeing your smile...
Event (Shop) Line
Missing lines (for translators)

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Research File

Translated from Japanese
A birdman Transient originating from the other world Great Spirit. In public he is a bartender for a certain store in Shinjuku. In private, he's a whip wielding hero protecting the peace of Tokyo. He's a dandy prone to speaking like he's in a play and a smug overreactor. He belongs to a certain guild, always standing with the neglected, forgettable minorities facing the majority. One time in his home world, he watched from the sky as many forces were destroyed by a smaller force. He gets on well in speaking with adults who can taste differences in flavors. He has a habit of chasing after whales when spotting them.
Official Japanese
異世界グレイトスピリット出身の鳥人「転光生」。表の姿は新宿のとある店のバーテンダー、裏の姿は東京の平和を守る皮ムチ使いのヒーロー。芝居がかったしゃべり方とキザったらしいオーバーリアクションの伊達男。多数派に対する少数派、疎まれる側、忘れられる側に常に立つ、とあるギルドに所属している。かつて故郷の世界において、彼は大勢に小勢の民らが滅ぼされていく姿を空からずっと見続けてきた男。味の違いが分かる大人と話が合う。鯨を見ると追いかけるクセがある。

[Flash of Justice]  Thunderbird
【雷のヒーロー】サンダーバード
Weapon Spread Shot.png
Rarity 4 Cost 16
HP 871+100.133*(Lv-1) ATK 437+57.276*(Lv-1)
HP @ Lv 65 7279.512 ATK @ Lv 65 4102.664
Max HP+20 Lv, +2000 HP 11282.172 Max ATK+20 Lv, +2000 ATK 7248.184
Skills
Hero [Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply ConcentrationATK Up by 1.1x ~ 2.2x, skill activation rate +10% for 2 turns (Buff) to self / 35~70%
[Defense ModifierAll modifiers stack with each other.] Take 0.8x damage from 0.55x ATK penaltyThrust-ranged enemies / 100%
Lightning Dasher [Before HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Being Attacked] effects, before [When Hit] effects from the target. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply CritATK Up by 2x ~ 4x for 1 turn (Buff) to self and allies in front and behind of self / 18~36%
[While MovingWhen this unit is held by their player.] Increase horizontal movement by 1 / 100%
Storm Dancer [When Hit″This unit must have >0HP when hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Hitting] effects, before [After Hitting] effects from the attacker. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied. (Trigger id 12; occurs after trigger id 13)] Apply EvasionDEF Up by 0.01x ~ 0.005x for 1 turn (Buff) to self / 34~68%
Storm Thresher [Before HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Being Attacked] effects, before [When Hit] effects from the target. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +7~14 CP to self / 50~100%
[Attack ModifierAll modifiers stack with each other. Piercing modifiers do not stack with other piercing modifiers of the same status.] Deal 100x damage to EvasionDEF Up by 0.01x ~ 0.005x for 1 turn (Buff)-affected enemies / 100%
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Apply Reflect DebuffReflect debuff once for 4 turns. Vanishes after use. (Buff) to self and allies directly adjacent to self + +8~16 CP to self and allies directly adjacent to self Weapon Spread Magic.png
3x
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Illustration 1boshi
Scenario ――
Voice Tetsu Inada
Sex/GenderAs defined in the game data, might not be accurate to official localization Male
Guild Outlaws;Independent;Unaffiliated
School Suidocho Business Academy
Strategy (placeholder)
Enemy-only
Official English
"His Whip is a Sacred Artifact that reveals its true power when both ends connect into a ring. The weave of lightning created within the ring catches bad dreams and leaves peace in its wake. Thunderbird lives as a hero in remembrance of one who once lived and died by his side. To be a wild Joker who can smile for the suffering minority, and who cries in the face of the majority's triumph, such is the way of the lightning spirit that lives in his heart. He continues upholding the path of the Joker as a hero here in Tokyo, having chased that life from his own world without ever reaching the Great Mystery. Thunderbird avoids sacrificial dogs, as they bring back painful memories for him."
Translated from Japanese
Official Japanese
その手に持つ革のムチ状の「神器」は、両端を接続し、輪を成した時にこそ、その真価を発揮する。輪の中に生じる雷の網は悲しい夢のみを捕え、安らぎだけを残して彼は去っていくのだ。彼がヒーローとして生きるのは、かつて共にあった「とある者」の生き様、そして散り様を忘れる事ができないが故である。小勢の悲しみのために笑うヒーローにして、大勢の喜びのために涙を流す道化、それが彼の心を捕え続ける雷の精霊。「大いなる神秘」へと繋がる事叶わず、故郷の世界を追われた道化の生き様を継がんと、この東京でヒーローとして彼は戦い続ける。儀式の生贄にされた犬を見ると、悲しい記憶を思い出す為に苦手。

Research File

Translated from Japanese
The leather whip Sacred Artifact he holds shows its true power when its ends are put together to form a ring. The lightning net produced within the ring captures only sad dreams, leaving the target in a state of tranquility. The reason he lives as a hero now is due to how a "certain someone" he knew lived before, and how he can't forget their leaving of him. He is a thunder spirit he continues to hold that in his heart, becoming a hero who smiles for the sake of the little guys and a clown who dries the tears of the many. His wish to connect with the "Great Mystery" went ungranted, so he suceeded the life of the buffoon driven away from his home world and continues fighting as a hero in this Tokyo. When he sees dogs ceremonially sacrificed, he recalls sad memories and as such bad at dealing with them.
Official Japanese
その手に持つ革のムチ状の「神器」は、両端を接続し、輪を成した時にこそ、その真価を発揮する。輪の中に生じる雷の網は悲しい夢のみを捕え、安らぎだけを残して彼は去っていくのだ。彼がヒーローとして生きるのは、かつてともにあった「とある者」の生き様、そして散り様を忘れる事ができないが故である。小勢の悲しみのために笑うヒーローにして、大勢の喜びのために涙を流す道化、それが彼の心を捕え続ける雷の精霊。「大いなる神秘」へと繋がる事叶わず、故郷の世界を追われた道化の生き様を継がんと、この東京でヒーローとして彼は戦い続ける。儀式の生贄にされた犬を見ると、悲しい記憶を思い出す為に苦手。

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Like Gandharva
Dislike Kenta

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Anonymous user: 6362c393
No. 19871
one day ago
Score 0 You

>>507

I assume that's why it also refers to big spenders in gacha games
Anonymous user: 6362c393
No. 19870
one day ago
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>>17478

I definitely think there's some bald eagle imagery in there, yes
Anonymous user: 695c3b4f
No. 19109
5 months ago
Score 1 You
randomly being plopped in Outlaws just so he can be Independent
Anonymous user: 3104e639
No. 18902
5 months ago
Score 1 You

As a wise bird once said:

"TO FREEDOM!!"
Frankie
No. 17478
13 months ago
Score 1++
Dude, I know he’s Thunderbird, which is a being from Native American mythology, but whenever I see this smug blond eagle, all I think is ‘Murica, and all my brain wants to do is yell “FREEDOOOOOOOOOOM!!!”
Anonymous user: c1f46e5a
No. 15273
23 months ago
Score 0 You
I wanna suck on his cloaca like it's a lemon.
Anonymous user: 225b6c29
No. 15165
24 months ago
Score 0 You

>>15024 Clussy, Cloassy, or Cloacussy.

Which one you think is best and more cursed.
Anonymous user: c2a4e9ac
No. 15024
24 months ago
Score 0 You
I fear the day that someone will mix the words cloaca and pussy
YanMajestrix
No. 14178
27 months ago
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>>11035

You know I still think of this comment when I use Summer Thunderbird
Anonymous user: 420ec2e6
No. 13552
29 months ago
Score 0 You
Can't believe Seth compares him to Horus. In terms of personality they're so different
Anonymous user: c1f416f3
No. 13171
30 months ago
Score 0 You
Cloaca Cola
Anonymous user: 3bec83c1
No. 12427
33 months ago
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>>35

yes
Anonymous user: 3bec83c1
No. 12426
33 months ago
Score 1 You
DADDY FUCK ME PLEASE!!!
Anonymous user: c1f40f59
No. 11244
39 months ago
Score 0 You
Gonna suck on his cloaca like it's chicken noodle soup.
Anonymous user: 42a73e59
No. 11111
39 months ago
Score 2 You

>>11091

And the almost guaranteed phase start crits + remove debuffs & movement extension too. Dilf-birb's new 4☆ is sugoi
Anonymous user: 29ec0d5b
No. 11091
39 months ago
Score 0 You
So if I understand correctly his kit draws enemies from the sides in front of him, slaps weakness and bind on them, and then punches them directly in the dick. Am I right?
Anonymous user: 29ec0d5b
No. 11090
39 months ago
Score 6 You

Housamo: Do you want to fuck a bird? Me: What? No! Housamo: Good cuz' this bird gonna fuck you.

Me: Wha-Oh... You right tho...
Anonymous user: 62e8df81
No. 11035
40 months ago
Score 0 You
IKUZO BEIBI
Anonymous user: 0e6835bf
No. 11001
40 months ago
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what a exotic skill set this new variant have
Anonymous user: df580c5f
No. 10958
40 months ago
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FUCKING FINALLY! MY AVIAN HUSBANDO! And the new Art is sexy as fuck ♥
Anonymous user: 98939f72
No. 10956
40 months ago
Score 0 You
Forgive me lord cuz I'm finna fuck this bird
Anonymous user: c1f4980d
No. 10056
43 months ago
Score 0 You
Taboos are meant to be broken, So I'm going to break the taboo by fucking Thunderbird's hot cloaca.
Anonymous user: bf6fda55
No. 7194
53 months ago
Score 0 You
His 3 star alt is just what your asshole sees before he starts fingering it.
Anonymous user: 54d5879b
No. 6780
54 months ago
Score 0 You

>>6124

>>6130 i meant as in why doesn't he have shop voice lines if hes a semi-relevant character in desert journey
Anonymous user: 49d05cdd
No. 6751
54 months ago
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>>5694

Get better taste Anon
Anonymous user: 17cc4164
No. 6130
55 months ago
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>>6091

You can always wait till guaranteed 4-Star tickets during the anniversary event near Christmas
Anonymous user: b4cba534
No. 6125
55 months ago
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This seems to be the drink he serves you in the Desert Journey special quest, though I only have the English one to go by. Unlike other Summer Delight recipes this is definitely a mocktail, and the ingredients and color match. [link removed]

If anyone's curious, the Carroll is brandy and vermouth with a cherry. It's definitely not purple, so whatever he made himself is something else.
Anonymous user: b4cba534
No. 6124
55 months ago
Score 0 You

>>6091

Chill, dude. Try the summon
Anonymous user: 54d5879b
No. 6091
55 months ago
Score 0 You
why doesnt he appear in the event shop this is what we in the industry call homophobia
Anonymous user: 4ba23131
No. 6088
55 months ago
Score 2 You
i think im in love with him :flushed:
Anonymous user: a96b5e47
No. 5694
56 months ago
Score 0 You

Every now and then, when there's an event gacha that's about to end and there's still someone in it I haven't gotten, I'll use my last weekly Salomon ticket, expecting nothing and with only the faintest whisper of hope.

I watch, and my heart flutters slightly when the purple light flashes. Despite myself, I hold my breath and let myself feel hopeful.

And then this fucking thing pops up.

Hope is dead, and Thunderbird pulled the trigger. But hey, at least he's not a shota!
Anonymous user: 0d7273bb
No. 5226
56 months ago
Score 0 You
this was funny the first 50 times you did this
Anonymous user: b073570f
No. 5225
56 months ago
Score 2 You
He promised to be my boyfriend when I get older
Anonymous user: 75dee6b5
No. 4311
58 months ago
Score 0 You
Thunderbird, did you lay this egg?
Anonymous user: c1f4ebc7
No. 3882
59 months ago
Score 0 You
I'll suck his cloaca before I serve my country.
Anonymous user: 1b3bf856
No. 3490
60 months ago
Score 0 You
Gon' eat his and Gandy's booty for Thanksgiving
Anonymous user: 2e0dd49b
No. 2964
63 months ago
Score -1 You
i want thunderbird to lay an egg
Anonymous user: a021b4b8
No. 2946
63 months ago
Score 1 You

As I approached the Kinoplex it hit me, like the hot flush that overwhelms from head to toe when your father opens your bedroom door to introduce you to his new 'friend', I was anxious. But the allure and excitement of the latest kino was enough for me to take a deep breath, tuck my hands in my pockets and tilt my head forward as I paced on ahead.

I made it to the first checkpoint, the penis inspection booth. This threw me off guard, since my last visit the inspection was checkpoint three. The security guard told me not to remain calm, staring me deep in the eye as he unbuckled my belt, my hands holding the guard rail either side. He adjusted his monocle, and hunched down to begin inspection. I'm not particularly tall so I'd already been categorised into the reserved Manley seats.

"Congratulations anon" the security guard grunted at me

"E-excuse y-you?" I stuttered

"You've maintained excellent penis hygiene. Immaculate condition if I do say so myself"

"Thanks, you too" this gave me a surprising boost in confidence and overwhelming relief that I remembered to shower this week.

"We'll be upgrading you to the VIP section, Manlet area of course sir" he continued to mutter.

"Here is your VIP pass, your coupon for a small bucket of crab legs, and a discount card to upgrade your falcon. You'll be served by Robert today, I believe you and your wife have met him?"

I went bright red in the face, and the anxiety hit me harder, I clutched on to my backpack. The security guard could see I was panicked, his hand hovering over the dedicated shooter alarm.

"Sir? Are you okay?"

I had left my Falcon at home.
Anonymous user: a83efdbb
No. 2220
69 months ago
Score 0 You
[link removed]
Anonymous user: 80b8e286
No. 1918
71 months ago
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For some reason, his voice and hi style reminds me to Vashyron from Resonance of Fate.
Anonymous user: 588d7232
No. 1410
73 months ago
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Eagle
Anonymous user: 69ebeffa
No. 928
75 months ago
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Wow he has no pants this is amazing
Anonymous user: 0a50d325
No. 835
75 months ago
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Is that a McCree?
Anonymous user: b89a6f08
No. 833
75 months ago
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Oh baby, he got a Swimsuit costume with the recent update
Anonymous user: 7bfadee1
No. 636
76 months ago
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Is this a pigeon?
Anonymous user: bf2351fa
No. 507
77 months ago
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Whale is gambling slang, similar to high roller, it refers to people who spend large amounts of money in a casino. It refers to Gandharva.
Anonymous user: 0d57c342
No. 355
78 months ago
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God I love him so much So beautiful , handsome , but more importantly

it's a b i r b
Anonymous user: ff812265
No. 199
79 months ago
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I wonder what the whale comment refers to though.
Anonymous user: bf2351fa
No. 135
80 months ago
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Magic is everything!
Anonymous user: e09c16bb
No. 55
80 months ago
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"dogs ceremonially sacrificed" so he mean inugami. That why he hate Kenta.
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