Goemon

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[Theatrical Tanuki]  Goemon
【芸技の大狸】ゴエモン
 
Rarity 3 Cost 8
HP 410+98.878*(Lv-1) ATK 190+58.265*(Lv-1)
HP @ Lv 60 6243.802 ATK @ Lv 60 3627.635
Max HP+20 Lv, +2000 HP 10221.362 Max ATK+20 Lv, +2000 ATK 6792.935
Skills
Posturer [Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   SpiritDeal extra 400~800 damage to enemies for 2 turns (Buff) to self and allies 1 square around self / 50~100%
[Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   Arousal+10CP/turn for 1 turn (Buff) to self and allies 1 square around self / 45~90%
Dark Masker [Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   DazzleATK Down by 0.7x ~ 0.35x for 3 turns (Debuff) to enemies in Shot range / 40~80%
Scenic Frolicker [After HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, after attack damage is applied, after the target's [When Hit] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] -400~-800 HP to hit units / 40~80%
[After HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, after attack damage is applied, after the target's [When Hit] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +100~200 HP to allies 1 square around self / 45~90%
[Before Being AttackedThis unit must have >0HP when attacked. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before the attack hits anyone, before the attacker's [Before Hitting] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   EvasionDEF Up by 0.01x ~ 0.005x for 1 turn (Buff) to self / 8~16%
Sower of Thrills [Before HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Being Attacked] effects, before [When Hit] effects from the target. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   Obstruct-15% skill activation rate for 2 turns (Debuff) to hit units / 40~80%
[After HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, after attack damage is applied, after the target's [When Hit] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] -10~-20 CP to hit units / 40~80%
[After HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, after attack damage is applied, after the target's [When Hit] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +3~6 CP to self and allies 1 square around self / 30~60%
Rental High Class ActorSteal the Show!
Apply   Duplicate Buff (for bestowing skills)The inflicting card remembers a buff of the target, but not copied for self. Duration of buff is reset and original Status Lv is maintained. Used with Distribute Buff. (Debuff) to hit units + Apply   Remove BuffRemove one buff (Debuff) to hit units + Apply   Distribute BuffThe target receives a remembered buff from the bestower. Used with Duplicate Buff (for bestowing skills). (Debuff) to allies directly adjacent to self  
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Illustration Tanukimaru
Scenario ――
Voice Subaru Kimura
Sex/GenderAs defined in the game data, might not be accurate to official localization Male
Gate Land of Wa
Guild Entertainers;Unaffiliated
School Nakano Performing Arts Academy
Weight (kg) 125
Height (cm) 169
Summon Date 10/08
Release Date 2019-08-27 (v4.1.3)
Enemy-only

Research Files

Official English
"A renowned thief who glides across rooftops at night, this Transient from the Land of Wa goes by the name of Goemon Ishikawa. However, behind the mask, he is actually a Tanuki Therian who absorbed the original Goemon's memories from his Pot Sacred Artifact. In other words, someone else altogether. Utilizing those memories, he has performed the role of Goemon Ishikawa at the Kabukiza Theater in Asakusa ever since being summoned to Tokyo. As the original Goemon was a ninja, this Transient has been able to replicate his ninja techniques through the memories of his Pot Sacred Artifact. By virtue of the name he uses, others often treat him as they would his namesake. As a result, a certain blue-clad chivalrous thief purportedly harbors a one-sided dislike of him."
Translated from Japanese
A Transient from the world of Wa no Kuni who calls himself Ishikawa Goemon, the great peerless thief who runs gallantly atop the roof tiles. But in truth, he is actually a shapeshifting tanuki beastman who is drawing the memories out of the kettle Sacred Artifact. In other words, he's someone else entirely. Ever since he's been summoned to Tokyo he's been making use of those memories and performing a role with the same name in a kabuki theater in Asakusa. As Ishikawa Goemon was a former ninja, the tanuki is able to use ninjutsu as well as the one using those memories. Since he behaves as if sharing the same identity as Ishikawa Goemon, he also receives the same feelings other people would have towards him. As a result, he seems to have a one-sided dislike for the chivalrous thief ninja in blue that he sees as a rival.
Official Japanese
夜の屋根瓦を颯爽と駆ける、天下の大泥棒「石川ゴエモン」を名乗る、ワノクニ出身の「転光生」。しかしその正体は、釜の「神器」よりその記憶を引き出した化け狸獣人。つまりは、まったくの別人である。東京に召喚されてからはその記憶を活用し、浅草にある歌舞伎座で同名の役を演じている。また「石川ゴエモン」は元忍者であるため、その記憶を引き出す彼もまた、忍術を扱うことが可能。同一人物として振舞うが故に、「石川ゴエモン」に対する他者からの感情もその身に受けている。その為に、一方的に睨まれている青装束の義賊忍者に対しては、苦手意識を持っているらしい。
Relation From Others To Others
Like   Kotaro

  Barong
    Volos
Dislike   Tadatomo   Jiraiya



    
[Master Thief]  Goemon
【天下の大泥棒】ゴエモン
 
Rarity 4 Cost 16
HP 670+98.98*(Lv-1) ATK 530+57.143*(Lv-1)
HP @ Lv 65 7004.72 ATK @ Lv 65 4187.152
Max HP+20 Lv, +2000 HP 10984.32 Max ATK+20 Lv, +2000 ATK 7330.012
Skills
Posturer [Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   SpiritDeal extra 400~800 damage to enemies for 2 turns (Buff) to self and allies 1 square around self / 50~100%
[Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   Arousal+10CP/turn for 1 turn (Buff) to self and allies 1 square around self / 45~90%
Shape Shifter [Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   ATK UpATK Up by 1.1x ~ 2.2x for 4 turns (Buff) to self / 50~100%
Scenic Frolicker [After HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, after attack damage is applied, after the target's [When Hit] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] -400~-800 HP to hit units / 40~80%
[After HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, after attack damage is applied, after the target's [When Hit] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +100~200 HP to allies 1 square around self / 45~90%
[Before Being AttackedThis unit must have >0HP when attacked. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before the attack hits anyone, before the attacker's [Before Hitting] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   EvasionDEF Up by 0.01x ~ 0.005x for 1 turn (Buff) to self / 8~16%
Sower of Thrills [Before HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied before damage calculation, before attack damage is applied, after [Before Being Attacked] effects, before [When Hit] effects from the target. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   Obstruct-15% skill activation rate for 2 turns (Debuff) to hit units / 40~80%
[After HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, after attack damage is applied, after the target's [When Hit] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] -10~-20 CP to hit units / 40~80%
[After HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, after attack damage is applied, after the target's [When Hit] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] +3~6 CP to self and allies 1 square around self / 30~60%
Skill Evolution(s)
Tricky Tanuki [Phase StartTriggers on their player's first turn of each phase, before [Turn Start] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   ATK UpATK Up by 1.1x ~ 2.2x for 4 turns (Buff) to self / 50~100%
[After HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, after attack damage is applied, after the target's [When Hit] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   Duplicate Buff (for bestowing skills)The inflicting card remembers a buff of the target, but not copied for self. Duration of buff is reset and original Status Lv is maintained. Used with Distribute Buff. (Debuff) to hit units
    Apply   Remove BuffRemove one buff (Debuff) to hit units
    Apply   Distribute BuffThe target receives a remembered buff from the bestower. Used with Duplicate Buff (for bestowing skills). (Debuff) to allies directly adjacent to self / 20~40%
[After HittingFor each unit with >0HP hit. Triggered and applied after damage calculation, after attack damage is applied, after the target's [When Hit] effects. Effects of the same timing from same unit are all triggered together before they are applied.] Apply   Duplicate Debuff (for inflicting skills)The inflicting card remembers a debuff of the target, but not copied for self. Duration of debuff is reset and original Status Lv is maintained. Used with Distribute Debuff. (Debuff) to hit units
    Apply   Remove DebuffRemove one debuff (Buff) to hit units
    Apply   Distribute DebuffThe target receives a remembered debuff from the inflictor. Used with Duplicate Debuff (for inflicting skills). (Debuff) to enemies in Magic range / 35~70%
Rental High Class ActorSteal the Show!
Apply   Duplicate Buff (for bestowing skills)The inflicting card remembers a buff of the target, but not copied for self. Duration of buff is reset and original Status Lv is maintained. Used with Distribute Buff. (Debuff) to hit units + Apply   Remove BuffRemove one buff (Debuff) to hit units + Apply   Distribute BuffThe target receives a remembered buff from the bestower. Used with Duplicate Buff (for bestowing skills). (Debuff) to allies 1 square around self  
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Show equipable ARs (97)

                                                                                                                                                                                                  

Illustration Tanukimaru
Scenario ――
Voice Subaru Kimura
Sex/GenderAs defined in the game data, might not be accurate to official localization Male
Gate Land of Wa
Guild Entertainers;Unaffiliated
School Nakano Performing Arts Academy
Weight (kg) 125
Height (cm) 169
Summon Date 10/08
Release Date 2019-08-27 (v4.1.3)
Enemy-only
Official English
"The Pot Sacred Artifact produces old, oval coins called koban, said to have been stolen by Goemon Ishikawa. Goemon is known for gleefully scattering these coins from the rafters as he either fights or flees. Between his innate Tanuki abilities, stagecraft learned from his youth, and his childhood temple training, Goemon has access to a wide variety of techniques. He could even be called a Jack of all trades, albeit master of none. He often implements these techniques in his short skits. He tends to be partial to those who possess similar Sacred Artifacts that never run dry of what they create."
Translated from Japanese
The kettle Sacred Artifact is said to flow with many gold koban coins Ishikawa Goemon is said to have once stolen. Goemon heroically seizes them, fights by flinging them from a rooftop, then runs after a certain amount of time. With the magical tanuki sorcery he originally possessed, the street performance arts he cultivated when he was very young, and the temple training he undertook as a child, he has acquired a diverse range of skills. Or maybe you could call him a jack of all trades. The skits he sometimes puts on have these techniques crafted into them, composite fine arts so to speak. When regarding someone who has a similar Sacred Artifact that with the power to produce nigh endless things, he has feelings similar to familiarity.
Official Japanese
釜の「神器」からは、かつて「石川ゴエモン」が盗んだと言われる小判の数々があふれ出てくる。ゴエモンはそれらを豪快につかみ、屋根からばら撒いて戦い、或る時は逃走する。元々もっていた化け狸の妖術や、幼少時に培った大道芸の技術、幼年期の寺修業の成果もあって多彩な技を修得している。あるいは器用貧乏と言ってもいいかもしれない。彼が時折見せる寸劇は、こういった技術が散りばめられた、いわば複合芸術なのである。同じく、汲めども汲めども尽きぬ「神器」を持つ相手に対して、共感に似た感情を持つ。

CV

Event Line
Summon Kankarakara! Master Thief Ishikawa Goemon appears in the sea tonight! Hey! Why am I a tanuki you ask? Don't sweat the small details!
Beginning of Battle Kankara! Master Thief Goemon has arrived!
Move Shyatatata!!
Attacking Iyooooh!!
Skill Activation I'm stealin' that!
Hit (minor) Dehaaah...!
Hit (major) That huuurts!!
Charge Rental High Class Actor, Sanmon Gosan no Kiri! Scenery to look down on is worth 10,000! Lots of money!
Victory Kankarakara! It was quite a picturesque scenery, ain't it? I am Master Thief Goemon of Tokyo!
KO'd Even if grains of sand runs out, a world will never run out of tricks from a thief...
Love I-I like you! Whacha think? Wouldn't you veeeeeery much like to sign the love contract with me, Goemon-dono--the prospective great peerless thief?
Title Screen (Money Makers! 8/27/19 ~ ??): Tokyo Afterschool Summoners. Now, all of you guests! It's the beginning of a fun Kabuki! Enjoy yourself in Goemon's performance!
Event (Shop) Line
Missing lines (for translators)

hit-major-2 charge-2 love-2 title-2 open open-2 close close-2 greeting encouraging touched conversation-1 conversation-2 conversation-3 conversation-4 self character-1 character-2 character-3 character-4 event event-1 event-2 event-3 event-4 special special-1 special-2 special-3 special-4 specialevent specialevent-1 specialevent-2 specialevent-3 specialevent-4

Appearances

Transient Summons

Transient Transient Summon
  Goemon ( ) - Make a Killing! The Beach House and Andvari Falls Transient Summon (2021 Re-release) (2021)
- Beachside (2020) (2020)
- Beachside (2019 Dec) (2019)
- Money Makers! The Beachside Hut and Andvara Falls Transient Summon (2019)

Notes

  • His stage persona, Ishikawa Goemon, is based on the Japanese legendary noble thief from Azuchi-Momoyama period of the same name, who stole from the rich and give them to the poor.
  • His charge skill, Sanmon Gosan no Kiri (also known as The Golden Gate and the Paulownia Crest in English), is named after the famous kabuki play featuring Ishikawa Goemon, which is still performed to this day.
  • Goemon being a shapeshifting tanuki with a kettle Sacred Artifact is based on Bunbuku Chagama (Bunbuku Tea-Kettle), a Japanese fairy tale about a tanuki who is rescued from ill-treatment by priests at a temple. He paid the kindness of his rescuer by helping them became wealthier by doing acrobatic performance or shapeshifting into a kettle so they can sold it off for a profit.
    • This is a reference to his true identity as Shukaku, the tanuki from Bunbuku Chagama.

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Anonymous user: 0e68ed58
No. 19648
one month ago
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>>19615 Look for it on the subreddit

They help a lot with teambuilding
 
GoemonFan77
No. 19615
one month ago
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>>19613

How is it that the profile picture I get on my first ever comment is Tetsuox but my name is literally "GoemonFan"
 
Anonymous user: 1cff0ab1
No. 19614
one month ago
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>>19613

Yeah you wanna uhhhh get him to level 65, yeah, and also get him to skill level 100, remember the 4-20-15 method, yeah, and thennnn uhhhmmmm fuckn... +20+10+2000+2000 his ass idk lmao
 
GoemonFan77
No. 19613
one month ago
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Anyone have any ideas how to build him? He's my favorite character and I'm just getting back into Housamo so I have absolutely no idea what to do here.
 
Anonymous user: 87f041b2
No. 19323
4 months ago
Score 1 You
This guy is cool, I'd be friends with him. All I have to say honestly
 
Anonymous user: 8828107c
No. 18626
7 months ago
Score 0 You
why does he have no relationship with sandayu
 
Zhou shuo
No. 16881
17 months ago
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Variant where
 
Zhoe
No. 16738
17 months ago
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>>16720

He's one of the best units in the game don't let anyone tell you otherwise
 
Anonymous user: 9ba02833
No. 16720
17 months ago
Score 0 You
Is he a good unit?
 
Anonymous user: c22bae68
No. 15870
20 months ago
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Goemon
 
Anonymous user: 8fed3a63
No. 15862
20 months ago
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Goemon
 
Zhou shuo
No. 14513
27 months ago
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Anonymous user: 2dc29041
No. 14247
27 months ago
Score 0 You
Since hes a tanuki do you think his balls are massive
 
Anonymous user: 4b86ecb8
No. 14146
27 months ago
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"Thank you for this baby," says Seth from the backseat. "He's beautiful."

Goemon laughs. "You're responsible for the beautiful part, Seth. The only thing he got from me was his balls."

Seth laughs. Seth laughs so hard. "Oh, my God, I know," he says. "They're so big."

They both laugh at their son's big balls.
 
Anonymous user: c22b9478
No. 13619
29 months ago
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I love this goofball i hope he gets variant soon
 
Anonymous user: dd702ae8
No. 13378
29 months ago
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>>13370

Good point I hope some other characters get variants too
 
YanMajestrix
No. 13370
29 months ago
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>>13369

Don't worry, it's not like he was drawn by gamma

Of course he will get a variant
 
Anonymous user: dd702ae8
No. 13369
29 months ago
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Is this character going to get a variant
 
Zhoe
No. 13007
31 months ago
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Husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband
 
Anonymous user: 67bd430a
No. 11936
36 months ago
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LW, what the hell are you waiting to give to the best Tanuki husbando a new variant?
 
Anonymous user: 6b8af52b
No. 11712
37 months ago
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Wish he would join the Summoners considering the Entertainers can join another guild
 
Anonymous user: 2dc208e2
No. 11315
38 months ago
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Goemon my love
 
Anonymous user: 7dfe0b5b
No. 9529
44 months ago
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His skill evolution finally makes him a viable unit, stealing buffs is still completely situational but spreading debuffs consistently can be really strong with some comps (Break, Charm, etc.)
 
Anonymous user: a4c5d3ce
No. 9399
44 months ago
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HEAVY IS THE BALLS UPON THE KING
 
Anonymous user: 9b418847
No. 9024
47 months ago
Score 1 You

>>8803

And with the same belly button deep.
 
Anonymous user: 9c734ef5
No. 8803
47 months ago
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I just wish to find a boyfriend with the same body size and physique!!
 
Anonymous user: 878a3b15
No. 8799
47 months ago
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I definitely hope he's not a one-off character because I adore this goofy Tanuki man, but even his fully leveled 4 star is starting to feel like he's falling behind a bit in this games' power creep so I definitely hope he comes back with a 5 star variant one day.
 
Anonymous user: 681eca2d
No. 8271
48 months ago
Score 0 You

>>8014

If he were to get one in the future, what route should they take? He’s got a built-in beach alt., so that’s outta the question.
 
Anonymous user: 9b4193c2
No. 8014
49 months ago
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I want my bottomless navel Tanuki husbando have a Third Variation right now!
 
Anonymous user: 9b41f36a
No. 7635
51 months ago
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Goemon must be, well, not only the tanuki, perhabs the character in this game with the deepest navel ever!
 
Anonymous user: 69e5629d
No. 7406
52 months ago
Score 1 You

>>7385

I dunno man, between moritaka, makara, behemoth, ganglie, tsathoggua, gyobu, cu sith, leib, alp, and ashigara (muscular yeah, but still quite the chonk.) just to name a few I don't think there's exactly a shortage of fat or chubby anthro characters in this game.

This artist does draw chubby characters amazingly though.
 
Anonymous user: 1c46624d
No. 7385
52 months ago
Score 0 You

praise be tanukimaru for actually drawing a fat furry

not like the slurry of muscleguts in this game
 
Anonymous user: 69e598cd
No. 7280
53 months ago
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He's been a staple on my team ever since I got him and I dunno, he just makes my team better. I tend to favor really tanky frontliners so I think his synergy with those types is meant to be really good. Just have him move around behind a powerful front line and he does a fair bit of damage, massively delays their own CP skills, and makes everyone's CP gain a bit better while also healing a bit. If he ever takes a hit evasion seems to proc a decent amount, though definitely don't keep him frontline for too long if at all.
 
Anonymous user: 9ffc05cb
No. 7230
53 months ago
Score 0 You

>>7184

Yeah duh. Also tanuki live a long time so he's older than he looks.
 
Anonymous user: c897b6b5
No. 7184
53 months ago
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Hm, does Goemon look like an adult or nah? I'm thinking yes.
 
Anonymous user: cec23a91
No. 7048
53 months ago
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Still hard to pick who hast the deepest navel.

Goemon here or Kimun Kamui?
 
Anonymous user: 29b7f814
No. 6884
53 months ago
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i hope he gets a nice 5 star someday !! <3
 
Anonymous user: 54d5879b
No. 6730
54 months ago
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why the hell does he change kumadori deceive for shape shifter???? SIR
 
Anonymous user: d3f1dfce
No. 6554
54 months ago
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he sound ho

t
 
Anonymous user: a0c013f5
No. 6050
55 months ago
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i'm a little disappointed his 4* doesnt have kumadori deceive which imo fits the rest of his kit so much better as disruptive support but he's pretty good either way also boobs in my mouth please
 
Anonymous user: a96b5e47
No. 5883
56 months ago
Score 1 You

He's super cute, a strong support with good damage as well, and his voice is excellent and lines are hilarious.

I want his big fat furry 'nuki balls on my face.
 
Anonymous user: a0c03aa6
No. 5608
56 months ago
Score 0 You
cant believe i used to dislike this guy because ive started using him and ive realized that not only is he a pretty decent unit but hes also extremely cute
 
Anonymous user: 54d5879b
No. 5548
56 months ago
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i love this man so much
 
Anonymous user: a96b8081
No. 5545
56 months ago
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>>3913

Uhh, Lucifuge, hate to be the one to tell you this but, viruses don't eat flesh.
 
Anonymous user: 98048199
No. 5340
56 months ago
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>>3913

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Anonymous user: b0732c39
No. 4863
57 months ago
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Cool beans
 
Anonymous user: 97c9e666
No. 4539
57 months ago
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I'm deadass about to cry, I love Goemon so much and I just want to go through his event but there's no english translation, not even a fan translation! I just wanna indulge in my favorite fat tanuki boy please! Is that too much to ask? I love him so much and I wanna get as much of him as I possibly can but my simple small brain cannot comprehend Japanese characters. I need Goemon in my life, please
 
Anonymous user: 69e5638d
No. 4449
58 months ago
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When I was in Japan about a month ago, and my partner and I were walking around Daiba I spotted a guy that walked by wearing an actually really cool t-shirt design with Goemon on it. I was just like damn, the confidence. lol

I really want that shirt. Can't find it, must have been a custom product from komiket or kemoket or something.
 
Anonymous user: f0cb1cbe
No. 4375
58 months ago
Score 0 You
I would love to be pumped full of Tanuki cum as he reduced me to nothing but a pile of moany, groany, mindless mush
 
Anonymous user: 8ae6df22
No. 4146
58 months ago
Score 0 You
I, Ishikawa Goemon, have a dream!
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