Event Quest:Romantic Love with Shiva

Romantic Love with: Shiva

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Shiva:(angry face) Appetites of the flesh… I banish thee!

Shiva:(embarrassed face) I know you are hiding there! I can feel your gaze like arrows in my back.

Shiva:(sad face) Though I was the one who said to stay out of my sight while I am training, so I appreciate your compliance.

Shiva: But, fine! I will allow you to interrupt my training just this once. Better now than for you to distract me from the shadows.

Shiva:(angry face) How could I tell you were there? Your presence is hardly furtive. It was as if you were standing in the open.

Shiva:(surprised face) Not to mention the fact that I rely on more than just my sight to sense the world. In fact, were I to open this eye–

Shiva:(angry face) Ack! Why are you dressed so lasciviously?! You dare attempt to disrupt my training further?!

Shiva:(angry face) What do you mean, it’s not lascivious?! That outfit exposes one i-inch of skin above your wrists!

Shiva:(embarrassed face) Such indecency! Obscenity! Profanity! I banish you from this place!

Shiva: Were I not Shiva the incorruptible, I would be awash in indecent thoughts at this very moment!

Shiva: Why must you disturb my training so? What have I done to provoke your animosity, [player]?!

Shiva:(sad face) I do apologize if I’ve offended you in some way. I am aware that I am typically ignorant of matters unrelated to my training.

Shiva: Hmm? You have not come to air grievances? Then why have you come?

Shiva:(surprised face) Seeing you like this makes my heart twinge… C-Could it be that this is some sort of psychological attack?!

Shiva: No? Well, then, tell me, I implore you! What is it you’re–Hmm?

Shiva: What is this ornately wrapped box? You were… looking for the right moment to give this to me, you say?

Shiva:(sad face) What contents could possibly trigger such anxiety? Wait… What day is today?

Shiva:(surprisedd face) I was so caught up in my training that I lost track of the date. So, then, this box contains… chocolate?

Shiva:(embarrassed face) What are you thinking? I am trying to distance myself from worldly desires, [player]!

Shiva:(angry face) I cannot partake in any sort of material pleasure, nor matters of intimacy! Why won’t you underst–

Shiva:(surprised face) A-Ah, wait! Do not be so discouraged! I never said I wouldn’t accept it!

Shiva:(embarrassed face) Th-This must be another challenge set upon me to overcome, that i may one day reach my potential–a test of my will!

Shiva:(surprised face) Even if the chocolates within happen to be, as I suspect, in the shape of hearts, I shan’t fall victim to their wiles, nor yours!

Shiva:(angry face) I shall persevere!

Shiva:(embarrassed face) ...

Shiva:(surprised face) Ah! N-No! Impossible! Was I really entranced?! Even if but a moment, I… I…

Shiva:(embarrassed face) The sweetness of your affection has brought me to ecsta–Ahem! Mmhm! I-I mean…

Shiva:(embarrassed face) Nothing! I said nothing! This cannot continue. I must focus on my training!

Shiva:(surprised face) You’ve had your fun, have you not? Leave me now, so I may… What? You expect something in return next month?

Shiva:(sad face) I haven’t anything to give. There is nothing I claim a smy own aside from my physical being.

Shiva: What do you mean, that’s what you’re after? What can this body possible have to offe–

Shiva:(surprised face) Wait… This body…? As a present on White Day, Tokyo’s follow-up to Valentine’s Day?

Shiva:(embarrassed face) A-Are you suggesting…?!

Shiva:(embarrassed face)

Shiva:(happy face)

Shiva:(embarrassed face)

Shiva:(angry face) Aaaah! No, no, no, no, no! Get that filth out of my mind! Aaaah! I must train harder than ever now!