Event Quest:Desert Journey:VN

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Desert Journey ~Let's Meet West~

Prologue:
[Translated by Kukuru]

Location: ???


Christine is described as the "Mysterious Narrator" during the opening scene.

Good day, it's a pleasure to meet you.
I welcome you-

My dear beloved audience.
Or possibly, a famous actor.

I am a storyteller of a poor exile......
I am the host who will be giving you commands.

I would like to share with you, a tale spun by "us."

Christine:( face)
Present day Tokyo. A "place like no other."

Christine:( face)
A world where sand flutters in the air, where dreams and reality intertwine-
A spectacular drama full of ups and downs will unfold.

A face shows that "I cannot comprehend what is being said."
Please understand, and be at ease.

We shall begin. An adventure that lasts a thousand nights.

And now, I will begin to narrate-
an empty tale spun in a distant world.


Prologue


Location: Roppongi


Summer. An activity that goes around each year.


The season where the sun shines brilliantly, a blessing that rains down freely.

The season that invites crowds of people to the holiday resorts, with bright sunlight bringing people to the clear waterside and forests.

So, this season is always...... No. Summer this year is more or less-


Hot.

Hooot.

Hah...... Ho....t

All 3:(shocked face)
So hooooooooot!!


3 options
Sheesh, it's hotter than usual! Of course it's hot. It's summer. Is the world gonna end?

O-Oh, I guess so...... I'm just getting distressed right now.

I need to cool down the fire in my heart, yeah?
I should do so!

As expected of you, [Player]-dono......!
You train the mind and body very differently.

As for me, it is the concentration of the mind.
The heat being trapped in my fur is very stressful.

Eeeeeeh?! We're gonna be in trouble if it's gonna end!

On summer vacation, we could go camping,
go out to sea, watch the fireworks-

Uuuuu, they're all outdoors.......
Just thinking about it makes things a lot hotter.


........

What's up, Shirou? You've been quiet for a while now.

"Screaming at the warm weather will not cool you down!"

Saying stuff like that, a mystery is bound to happen. It always does.

Who's being histerical here?!
I can't believe I have to explain this to you!

When you turn the faucet, hot water comes out!
In addition, air conditioning is indispensable at night!

Your usual habits involve setting a timer and laying on bed
till you wake up drenched in sweat at dawn.

As you'd expect,
an air conditioner is the equivalent of a life-support system.


2 options
I feel like going to bed in ice. You scolded us enough!

Really now...... Please don't ask Chernobog-san to do that.

Quit it. You're gonna trap yourself in ice.

He's such an old-fashioned oni professor!
I wonder if I can keep up with him......


Well, if we're gonna be outside like this,
we should have something nice and cold!

Hehe, ta-dah~!!
I have bags of ice cream from the freezer...... Huh?

Gyaaaaah!! It's a bit warm!
The ice cream I brought for everyone melted!!

Gah, you dumbass! Don't make a mess like that!
You're splashing the fruit juice everywhere!!

Eeeeh, I really screwed up......
I wonder if this air-conditioned bag was a bad idea.

Ryouta-dono, please try not to overdo things.
Because of the temperature outside, there is a limit on how long the bag can stay cold.

Even the water I bought earlier became hot water from a bathtub.

Ahahaha! Oh, it sure is hot!
This heat wave sure is breaking the record today!

The highest temperature will increase to 40 degrees!
I myself must be getting a bit excited!

H-Hiieeee! You're insane! How can you be so calm, Hanuman......

I am an outdoor creature, a monkey child, a child of the sun!
I'm totally indifferent to this!

If it's something about the heat,
then having fun splashing around in the water is something you should do more!

T-That sounds awesome......
I can't help but sweat every time I take a step......

That "recording motion" thing,
you're saying there's something like that every day?

So, it won't go over a 100 degrees this winter, right? Nice!!


3 options (Same Response)
Hahaha, good for you, Kengo. The heat is screwing your brain up...... (Make a gentle look)


What kind of reaction was that?!
I was trying to brighten up the situation here......

That wordplay was a bad.
Conversely, I would be embarrassed if I lost my mind like that.

This heat is truly dreadful......
I'm afraid my fur is going to become frizzily.

Either way, we should go to a cool room and rest......

Are you doing alright, Inuduka? You don't look so hot.
Agyou is currently house-sitting at our safe house......

N-No! This is nothing! A samurai must persevere......!

Also, [Player]-dono invited me here!
I won't let myself go and turn down their offer!

Don't get ahead of yourself. Just bear with the heat, Inuduka.

The heat is fairly extreme, even so when compared to the past.
Should we refrain from being outside during the daytime?

Anyhow, back to where we're headed......
We're heading into the center of the area where the Roppongi Guild controls.

I believe they said planned a resort facility in the reconstructed casino?
Though, we would need some tolerance if we needed to be under this extreme heat.


3 options
Hakumen-chan invited us after all. Curious about the resort? I think I'll mess around with Toji instead.

Hakumen...... Say, isn't she one of the "transients" that control Roppongi?
To be honest, I hate noisy insects.

Whether or not you are on good terms with her,
I will not intend to lower my guard.

Resorts....... Having fun in the water.
I assumed that it's irrelevant to a guardian.

On the topic of water-related events,
I've ever only done cold-water ablutions under waterfalls.

Nng?! (Ahem). Why would you say that, [Player].

I stand by the notion of protecting yourself.
You are not to play around with others.

Always prepare for combat at all times, stand firm even at near-death.
I am prepared to die under your "blade."


Gah, you are hard to deal with.
Since it's so damn hot, why not go for a swim?

Of course.
If an escort can't be wearing a sword, what else am I supposed to be?

But, can't you bring anything else instead of a swimsuit?
If it's for swimming, how about a loincloth?

T-That is not something you should be wearing while you're swimming!
Besides, this conversation is not about owning a swimsuit!

I must be prepared at all times!
Despite entering enemy territory, I must act as a safeguard-

Gaaaaaaah!! Goddamn, you're just like Shirou!

In what way are we alike?
Kengo, would you be so kind to explain?

Graaaah!! Quit it, you jerk!

Please keep a cool head, Chairman! Please don't fight!
Please no fighting...... Okay......?

It's a "baton" for short! Ooooh, I wonder who's the strongest!

Ooh, there should be some awesome SFX like in the kid's shows!
We should sell some toys or something!

Don't make up these weird stuff whenever you want!
Ugh, really, you all had to in this heat......

But but, isn't it rare for Toji to say he's inviting us to opening of the resort?

Plus, if Hakumen-chan was the one that built it,
I'm sure it will be spectacular!

A swimming pool with flowing waves, and there may be a beach too-

The restaurant's menu will be awesome!
Heheh, I can't wait!

Hakumen can do a lot without much experience.
I wonder if there's gonna be trouble again.

Don't you worry about thing!
Tsathoggua-dono said so over the voice chat!

"Hakumen-chan was very adamant about this.
I think it'll actually work out this time!"

She's been preample about that "for a while."
I wouldn't say it's gonna be "okay."

...... It's fine to be chatting while standing around,
but have you thought about a comrade in a crisis?

Huh? "Comrade in a crisis"?


Toji pointed out the silence; there was the figure of Moritaka laying on the ground.

He embraced his sword with hollow eyes, with an appearance of a complete hairy dog beastman.


Polar bear, polar bear...... Some cold ice please-


3 options
Hey, M-Moritaka?! (No wonder he's been quiet) Okay, let's strip him down.

Aaaaaaaah!! I-I'm sorry, Inuduka!
He literally isn't doing okay!

Yo, Inuduka! Get up! Stay with me here!

Come on, let's get you to drink some water......
Huh, huuuuuh?! Wait, this is hot water!!

P-Please don't die on us!! Stay with us, Inuduka!!

Don't lay down on the ground!
You're gonna become a well-done steak!

G-Good idea! I'll take them off while [Player]-

You both shouldn't worry so much......
I can...... take off these clothes myself......

W-Wait a minute, Inuduka!! This is a public area!!


Haaah~ I am just a dog on the hot pavement~......
I feel like I'm barely alive here~......

He's having a heatstroke......
I believe it's not normal to leave him like this.

This is not the time to be standing around and watch so calmly!
We need to provide him help right now!

Yep, this is definitely a huge problem!
This is where my two new items, super strong water guns come into play-

Aaaah!! I forgot to get the water!

Even if you remembered to put it in,
it's gonna be hot water anyways!

This is no time to be goofing around!
We need to move to a cool spot!


2 options (Same Response)
No objections here! Where is a good spot......


I'll have to carry Inuduka on my back then.
There should be treatment facilities around here......

Well, since we already came this far, why can't we take him over there?


To where Ryouta was pointing at, it appears to be the entrance to spectacular resort in which Hakumen runs.


...... You can't solve problems without making sacrifices.
I will rush inside at once!

Sheesh, what kind of summer is this, putting someone's life at risk here!


For the start of the summer, Tokyo was getting hotter day by day.

There are still plenty of days left for the people. People are enjoying their lives along with having fun at the festival.

On the other hand, one day, the sun scorched the world.

It wouldn't fall under 30 degrees during the daytime, but at night, the atmosphere feels like that of a tropical jungle.

As Kengo said, the heat at Tokyo is no laughing matter.

Chapter 1 Part 1:
[Translated by Kukuru]

Chapter 1: Formation, The Volume of Priest Xuanzang's Party

Location: Resort Pool



Ohohohohoho!!


It's hard to believe that this is indoors. An apparent blue sky, moderate sunlight and the white sandy beach-

With how large the ceiling space is, loud echoes of laughter can be hard all around.


It's merry, and absolutely beautiful, milord!
Welcome, to my gorgeous, special resort!


3 options
I'm here, my sweet Hakumen-chan. What are you scheming this time? That is a lovely swimsuit~

Hmhmhm, oh you! Milord. You with all this riffraff......

There's a burning passion no matter the time or place.
But, I don't hate that no?

...... Huh? What do you mean by "riffraff"?

It might be a name of someone who resembles you.
I think it's better to call us that.

....... No, that's not it.

Nothing, Milord. Why do you assume I'm up to no good?

Otherwise, I would've brought that watchdog, Xolotl with me.
So, please don't misunderstand me.

I only wanted you to have fun, Milord.
Hence, I've invited you here to this resort as the first guests, no?

Oh my, you really think so?
I made this for today's special occasion!

I have hundreds of thousands of swimsuits.
Indeed, I have a lot of lovely things in my possession......

Because Milord came here to see me, I had to put this bathing suit on!

T-That sure is a rich person's way of thinking.
Although, I always have my swimsuit with me.

When I hear talk like this,
I can really feel how different the worlds we live in are.


Ah, that's right.
Don't worry about your friend you brought in earlier.

Xolotl just now informed me that he is resting in the infirmary.

As soon as he can confirm he's recovered,
I've instructed to bring him here. You needn't worry a thing.

What a relief...... Thanks, Hakumen-chan!

Hmhmhm, don't mention it.
I simply want milord to enjoy themselves to their heart's content.

...... I see, so this is a resort.
It truly is a luxurious place, with a lot of money put into it.

Hoh? The beach was worth the trouble.
If you thought an inexperienced person could-

TL Note: The next few bits involve Hakumen's made up nickname, "Musamurai." It was difficult to translate literally, so I reworked the sentences but kept the context as much as possible.

Well... If it isn't Mr. Samurubbish.
Why on earth have you come here?*

Rubbish......?! What!?*

(Samurubbish...... Why did she use that nickname?)*

(I suppose she just mashed "Rubbish" and "Samurai"
together just to make a derogatory nickname for Toji)*

....... I'll get straight to the point.
What are you trying to gain here?

If you're plotting something against [Player]......
Then I'll make you spill out on what you're really doing.

Hoh, aren't you scary? But, that's too bad.
I'm not even scheming anything this time. Absolutely nothing!

I have my affection only for Milord.
If I were to stretch it that far, would you consider love to be loyalty?

Hmmm...... Who would've thought. You're always like this-

Well, if you're still suspecting me, then I don't care.
So, take a seat over there and watch everyone have their fun.

........!!

.......!!

Gosh, things are getting really heated over there......
Even though we went through the trouble of coming here to play.

Well, it's not like I don't understand why Sakimori suspects her......


2 options (Same Response)
L-Let's get along here! Well, maybe it's impossible......


Well, setting aside the snappish watchdog-
Milord, please take a good look!

A paradise built and overflowing with beauty and wealth,
by no other than Hakumen-chan!


By Hakumen's signal, splashes of water gleamed over from the artificially-made beach.

On the other hand, the facility is currently building the pool and waterfall attractions.

The outside became red hot, and a cool breeze blew. The inside of the facility has become moderately comfortable.


Wow, that's so cool......!
It's just like those Southern islands I see on TV!

Well, well. Isn't this a bit different from those "Southern islands"?

The TSL concept is exquisite! The "Desert Oasis"!

Under the dry wind and blazing hot sun,
Tokyo is right in the center of a dry desert!

A perfect paradise that appears like a mirage on Earth.
That, is the TSL.

...... Huh? What does "TSL" stand for?

Let's see...... The "S" stands for "Summer" right?

"A paradise on Earth."
Compared to the hell outside, this place actually does feel like paradise.

The pool is so refreshing! It sure does feel like a "resort" alright!

Hah! Before I forget, I need to charge my weapons with water!

Okay, I'll go draw some water for myself!

H-Hey! Don't run around like you own the place!

Shatatatatata! It feels amazing though.

The great white clouds. An oasis that goes on forever.
Everyone playing at the beach. A pig buried in the beach......

...... Huh? ......

Heh, I saw something incredibly strange just now. Oh well!

That's strange though......
There's dry weather here in Tokyo, there should be a drought going on.

You...... Where the hell did you get this much water from......!!

"Did you pump the water from Tokyo in the pool?"
Is that what you want to accuse me of?

Ohohohohoho!! It's actually creative power and wealth!

Hakumen-chan is sponsored by the TSL.
I used the water sparingly however.

The water here is irrelevant to whatever water source Tokyo uses.

"Irrelevant to Tokyo's water source"?
Are you pulling this from another source......?

Correct. Regarding technical matters,
I'm not sure how it works.

A genius and an eccentric brainiac,
you'd think they would dig their own waterway, right?

First of all, Tokyo's utilities felt empty.
Conversely, it was an offering from a provider.


3 options (Same Response)
How did you talk them about it? Are you learning under a talented person? Ah, I see.


Oh my, there's no need for a change in tone.
When I spoke with "that young man," I felt reassured......


1 option
"Young man"?


Correct. He handles all the construction including this facility.
He's the partner that put together this sponsorship.

???:( face)
Hahaha, what a client!
Was the negotiation tough for ya?

Ah, Gyuu-chan, right on time.
I was just talking about you.

???:( face)
Hohoh? My story huh. That's-

Gyumao is called "Huge Bovine Company President?" until Hakumen introduces him.

Powerful and energetic CEO of an alliance, that's my story!


A large man suddenly appears right next to Hakumen.

A formidable warrior with a huge smile on his face, something like that leaves a strong impression on you.


Whoa, so huge! That stunning physique too!

Dang, I wasn't expecting that tone of voice from this guy......

Let me introduce to you my new business partner.
Gyumao-chan, or Gyuu-chan for short.

Nice to meet you, all of my guests. I am Gyumao...... You...... You are all students?

Gyuu-chan, this is [Player]-sama, Guild Master of the "Summoners."

They are also my super special Master.
Don't get carried away with them, okay?

Oh, I must apologize then! This is who I am.
I am pleased to make your acquaintance.


After correcting his remarks, Gyumao handed them a folded business card.

The full name and executive position can be seen on the card; He was that of a perfect business man.


3 options
You want me to keep this? Sorry, but I don't want a business card. You got some great muscles.

Of course. Exchanging business cards is a standard of business.

You should learn from that.
Some say business etiquette is knowledge!

Hoh, although you're still young, you're still clever.
There's still much for you to see.

That's why I introduced an internship program for my company.

A motivated person is always welcome.
When you're looking for a job, please consider choosing my company!

Hahahahaha! Ohohoh, aren't you a perceptive one!

What you need as a business person is: Brains, Wits and Muscles!
That, is what I believe in.

To maintain muscle, I go to the gym every day after 5.
So, do you want to touch them? Hm?

Hey, Gyuu-chan! Don't you dare make a move on my Master!

Whoops, that was rude of me!
I became ecstatic when they complimented about my muscles.


That's right, I am the one who chose Ms. Hakumen as my business partner.

Overflowing with charm and wonders,
she seemed to be a promising customer.

Aah~! Oh stop, Gyuu-chan~. You shouldn't spoil things like that.

If a businessman is being too straightforward,
won't your business suddenly drop?

Don't worry, it won't be a problem!
Our company is decisive, faithful, efficient, and close acquaintances! That's our motto!

For any sort of needs, commitment always bring the best results!

Hakumen and Gyumao:(joy face)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Shirou, Ryouta and Kengo:(beach_shocked face)
............

...... [Player]. All these people you brought together......


3 options
Everyone here are good people, right? Cut the chatter. This is an every day thing for me.

........ So, this is what you would call "that kind of friend."

...... Sakimori. If you categorize them like that,
won't you fall under that "kind" too?

Hah!! I-I was mistaken!

Hm. I see. So, those remarks are like a samurai's compassion.

That saying is outdated as of now? S-Sorry about that......

You...... Are you really okay with that?
A saying was "enter the countryside, abide to the countryside."

Is there really nothing you cannot adapt to......?


???:( face)
Oi! Of all places, you decided to sell oil here!

Amatsumara is referred to as "Artisan in a Jersey?" until he's introduced by Gyumao.

Oi, Chief! There's something I need to discuss with ya!

Ah, the head of the construction team.
So then, what seems to be the problem?

Ah, allow me to introduce him. This is Amatsumara.

He is a gray engineer. He also built all the attractions of the TSL.

Hey now, don't say things about me like that.
That way of talking will make me feel awkward.

So, who are the lot you brought in here?
Are they your guests?

Indeed they are. They're the special guests I've invited for the pre-opening today.

...... Owner-san. I didn't think you'd bring a crowd for the "pre-opening."

Hoh, I thought he told you in advance?
That's why I wanted to give you my regards?

What do you mean by "That's why"......
Well, I can manage.

Please excuse us, guests. What you see here is still in development.


3 options
I'm [Player]. Nice to meet ya. You seem old-fashioned. Check out that amazing physique!

Ah, I am Amatsumara, the core carpenter of the business.
Well, I am also the old man in charge of the construction work here.

Hey, I'm the core carpenter of the business alright?
I also taught engineering skills at the technical college of Kamata.

This time it's a technical cooperation with the company.
That is why I came here.

Gwahaha, I see! Technique dwells within trained muscles you see!

...... Well, there hasn't been enough willpower lately.
Neither technology nor muscles benefit the youngsters.


Oops, looks like I got a bit carried away.
I didn't come here for chit-chat.

Chief Gyumao-san. There seems to be something wrong with the water pipe for the mermaid pool.

Will 2 hours be alright to remove the blockage?

Oh, that indeed is an urgent problem.
Alright, deal with the problem immediately-

Eeeh~? That's so disappointing.
Milord finally came here, but only to find out there's a blockage......

Are you concerned about maintenance affecting a customer's satisfaction?
It would be important for "Milord" too, of course.

Ah, if you want your "Master" to get hurt, would that be a different story?

....... You. Are you trying to provoke me?

Stop! Client-dono, he is one of my subordinates.
If you have a complaint, consult that matter to me.

That kind of tone is common among professional engineers.

Besides, he was talking about risk management.
He needs to do everything to ensure the guests' safety.

Now, will you please understand the situation, Owner?

...... I understand.
If it's maintenance, then I'll leave you to it.

I'm glad you understand, Miss.
I will get the job done, just leave it to me.

Well, I'll be going then, Chief.
I hope you don't mind giving a hand.

Agreed, Head of Construction.
Let us commit to the site.

Gentlemen, I will excuse myself.
I will see you again at the opening ceremony!


2 options
You're all amazing people. Opening ceremony?

Ah. He sure has a lot of energy.

Well, he does have that kind of talent.
After all, she did call him a young executive earlier.

He's not even young for his age.
He's more like a middle-aged executive.


Please forgive me, Milord. I am terribly sorry.
One area is inaccessible, but please have fun regardless.

I will still show off the pre-opening of the TSL today.
Only the staff, invitees, and those who have complimentary tickets are allowed to enter.

In other words, you're only in this room as a celebrity's guests
because I've invited Milord here.

You won't be bothered by a noisy lizard and someone's child running around,
so just kick back and relax.


3 options
What about Ophion and Lucifuge? Where's Licht and Melusine? Where's Tsathoggua?

Hmm? Ah, that lizard and Lucifuge.
Yeah, about those two-

...... Hmph, that was quite the plan you had, Miss Hakumen.

This is troublesome however.
She invited the masses and my darling wife to the facility.

If you think no little of my wife,
then you should welcome them to a more private spot.

Do you not agree with me? My fellow Lucifuge.

Yeah, definitely. If it wasn't so obvious that she craves attention,
she had to drag in her special friend.

It's the era of smart and compact business models-
Basically, it's a trend to make a share with a few people.

........ Feh......

Ah, Lucifuge-sama...... This is absurd.
I'm not even aware of what Ophion-sama is scheming.....

Aizen! If you've returned,
then give me an update on the situation!

Yes! Right away, Ophion-sama! The request for the construction company
cooperating with several real estates of Tokyo was completed just now!

In 1 hour, we'll summon the sales representatives from each company.
Then, we'll hold a competition there!

Hmhm. Good work, Aizen.
Also, I'll humbly take my leave of you, Hakumen.

At any rate, I would spend on something suitable for my darling wife,
I will build a first-class villa; a first-class summer resort.

V-Villa......?! Ophion-dono!
Wasn't the guest house for shared use only?!

...... And that's what happened.
It's hard to believe that there are no good summer resorts here in Tokyo.

Eh? Ah, you mean Guild Master-chan? Not too long ago, he-

Ah, Hakumen-dono.
The resort was under construction, and today is the pre-opening of it.

I wanted to celebrate, but unfortunately something else came up shortly after.

[Player] my friend, won't you tell me you're doing fine?

Licht-sama. Assistance for your friend's "battlefield"-
A sortie has been arranged.

Chilled drinks, hand towels, and a change of clothes.
We are currently preparing as much as we can.

Mhm, much appreciated, Melusine!
Then, it's time to head out to Ariake!

Licht:(surprised face)
"Today is going to be a long day." Please keep that in mind!

Of course, if that is what you wish, Licht-sama.

... Apparently, he has gone to a gruelsome battlefield.
Because of his determination and readiness... I have a slightly better opinion of him now.

Eh? Ah. Tsathoggua-dono is-

...... Huh? Ah, sorry about that, Hakumen-chan.

I was staying up all night doing these quests,
but I must've fell asleep in the middle of doing thaaaaat.

You're holding a pre-opening for the pool you're building,
but there's no chance of me going to iiiiiit.

First of all, I can't go outside because it's hot as hell out there.
For that reason, I'm not gonna boooother.

Please give [Player] my regaaaards...... Welp, good niiiiight~.

... There you have it. My god, that good-for-nothing......

Also, there's a really sweaty smell in the corner of the room because of all of the clothes stacked up there.
I hope he's tossed all of them in the laundry by now.


My my, Milord. Today, you must only pay attention to me.

Now, shall we get going soon? I will be arranging a bartender.

A peaceful beach with white-crested waves on the shores,
under the parasol, an amorous adventure......

B-Bartender......?! Wait a minute, we're still-

Ah, don't you worry about that.
I'll be calling a friend that I know is somewhere about.

Oh my. I think I might have talked for a little too long.

Thunderbird is referred to as "Dandy Avian?" here.

Ah, welcome back, Mademoiselle.
Are you today's guests?

Indeed they are. A welcome drink is what I'm thinking right now.

OK, I'll prepare them right away.
Just kick back and relax.

Hrm? You are......


The Avian Bartender stared at [Player] like a bird of prey.


3 options (Same Response)
U-Umm...... What's up? Cool......


Ah, that was rude of me. No no, it's just a bad habit of mine.

For an attractive babe like you, I'll be happy to shake the shaker for you.

B-Babe......?! Man, you have a weird way of talking to people.

One thing about me - Where ever I am, always remember that a lowly bartender will be around the corner.

If you're pleased with today's drink...... Ah yes.
Even when you become an adult, always remember-

That my store is in Shinjuku. I'd be delighted if you stopped by.


The Bartender then gave a smug wink, and returned to the counter.


....... Just like he came straight out of a Western film,
he sure talks a lot like a quirky protagonist.

S-So cool......! His shop is in Shinjuku right?!

I don't get why Ryouta thinks he's so "cool"......

.............

Heeeey! [Player]-dono!

My water guns are full of charge!
Wait, we're not gonna play yet?


2 options
I'll treat you a drink. You barely just got back though......

Oooh, you mean it?! I was getting pretty thirsty!

After I charge my body with juice, I'll play as much as I want!
Time to get some banana juice!


[Player] and the others received drinks from the Bartender and relaxed for a while.

Then, Hakumen clapped with her hands and spoke out to them.


Ah, that's no good!
For Milord's sake, I've prepared for you this gorgeous bathing suit.

This bathing suit was made by Roppongi's haute couture.
It is a one-of-a-kind item!

Out of the 3000 pairs made, I certainly would call this a favorite......
If I could find it......

That key, that's odd. Where could it be......

...... Hey, Xolotl! Get over here right now!

Xolotl:(desert_anger face)
Hakumen-samaaaaaa!! Is something wrong?!

You're loud! I can hear you just fine without all the screaming!

Xolotl:(desert_surprised face)
Y-Yes!! Please forgive me!!

Xolotl:(desert_happy face)
Oh, you brought [Player]-sama and all their friends!
I'm sorry for not being in touch with you!


3 options
Hey there, Xolotl. You're not in a suit......?! Now that you've taken your clothes off, you look awesome.

Xolotl:(desert_happy face)
Yes, hello! Thank you so much for coming today-

Xolotl, save the greetings for later!
I called you here for a reason!

Xolotl:(desert_surprised face)
O-Of course! What seems to be the problem, Hakumen-sama!

Xolotl:(desert_happy face)
Yes! For Hakumen-sama's presentation today, I've come here with this appearance-

Xolotl! Never mind about your swimsuit!
Also, I called you here for a reason!

Xolotl:(desert_surprised face)
O-Of course! What seems to be the problem, Hakumen-sama!

Xolotl:(desert_neutral face)
A-Awesome......?! O-Oh, you meant my body......

Xolotl:(desert_embarrassed face)
Waaaahieee!! W-Why did you touch my stomach for?!

Xolotl! I did not call you here just to get your body touched by Milord!

Xolotl:(desert_surprised face)
Ah, of course! My apologies, Hakumen-sama!


I was sure I had the wardrobe key......
Did you do something? Do you know anything about it?

Xolotl:(desert_neutral face)
Eh? Ooh, you mean that gold wardrobe key?
I'm sure it was sitting on the desk in Hakumen-sama's bedroom-

Wait just a moment. On the desk in my bedroom? How could that be?!

I told you I won't be returning to the bedroom after I picked out an outfit!

Xolotl:(desert_surprised face)
Huh...! Dammit! I completely forgot about that!!

Grrrrrrr!! You imbecile! You're a big imbecile!!

P-Please excuse me, Milord. Hakumen-chan just needs a little time to herself.

Until I get back, please enjoy this gorgeous resort with your friends.

Well then, I shall be going now! Ohohohohohoho!!

...... Xolotl. You better remember next time!

Xolotl:(desert_surprised face)
H...... Hieeeeeeeeeeee!!

Hakumen of the Tycoons, should I fear the empress of Roppongi......?

My impression of her personality did not turn out the way I expected......

Is that so? That's a normal thing for us though.

Yeah! Hakumen-chan-dono seems to be a nice, yet rash person!


3 options
Kengo, just stop. That's not helping, Hanuman. You seem pretty bitter, Toji.

Kengo:(beach_joy face)
It's a nice thing, that's a fact. Let's go swimming already!

Kengo:(beach_neutral face)
There's an information plate placed on the swimming pool there.
I'll go ahead and play a game at the pool!

Ah, it's a second-hand opinion from Tsathoggua-dono.
She's thoughtlessly adorable, or so he says.

Look look! Since she's letting us have fun, I'm gonna show you what these bad boys can do!

If I compress this, it can send you flying 1 km ahead at the latest!

Good and Evil don't come into consideration here.
Just like a person on a cloud I suppose.

Rather, I'm astonished that your courage and coping with your existence like that.

Are you being sarcastic? Or is that how you truly feel......?


Kengo:(beach_joy face)
It's a nice thing, that's a fact. Let's go swimming already!

Kengo:(beach_neutral face)
There's an information plate placed on the swimming pool there.
I'll go ahead and play a game at the pool!

Well, I'll be going to the refreshment area then.

Shirou:(swimsuit_happy face)
We can enjoy a rock sauna and a massage.
In turn, this will help [Player] relax.

Ryouta:(beach_b_happy face)
The refreshment area is the one with all the restaurants right?

Ryouta:(beach_b_neutral face)
I heard from Choji that the restaurants at Azabu-Juban
have top chefs that will treat you with some delicacies!

What do you want to eat, [Player]?
If it's delicious, I'll bring some for Inuduka too!

Kengo:(beach_neutral face)
Sheesh, you guys make it sound like you're too old for this.
This is a water resort and there's a swimming pool, so what's holding you back?

Kengo:(beach_joy face)
"Raging downstream pool" and "Large Ocean Whirpool,"
which one do you think sounds good, Buddy?

I'm gonna challenge everyone to a water gun fight!
I'll lend out some water guns in the dedicated field!

Let's split up into 2 teams and have a serious match!


Making a huge fuss, the circle of friends asserted on what they want to do.


............


On the other hand, Toji became slightly distant from the group, quietly observing the situation.


2 options (Same Response)
Don't you want to hang out, Toji? Come on, let's play together.


No, I...... It's nothing.

Kengo:(beach_neutral face)
Hohoh? Come on, cut it out with the sarcasm.

Kengo:(beach_joy face)
Okay, Hanuman! Give me a hand and get him to come with us!

I got you! Heheh, let's get going~!!

H-Hey, you guys...... Gah, stop, I-I'm ticklish!

Why are you even touching there! Hah...... Wahaaaaaa!

W-Wait! Sakimori isn't even wearing a swimsuit!!

Now now. Even if he comes back soaking wet,
don't you want to make a page of summer memories?

Shirou:(swimsuit_anger face)
Sheesh...... Hey wait, Kengo!
You need to do warm-up exercises before jumping in the water-

Waaaah, he left already......!
[Player], I'm gonna go on ahead!

Heeeeeey!! Don't leave me behind!!


3 options (Same Response)
I'm not sure if that's a good thing. Toji seems to be getting used to this. Aaah, he's become a plaything.


Because [Player] was falling behind the others, they ran straight to the glistening beach.

...... Then, at that moment.


???:( face)
G-Gyaaaaaah!!


2 options (Same Response)
Dang, what just happened? I'm so sorry!

Seth is referred to as "Dog 'Transient'?" here.

Seth:(anger face)
Gah...... That was so reckless of you!
If you're running off somewhere, at least watch where you're going!


2 options (Same Response)
You're awfully upbeat...... Hey, are you okay?


Seth:(sad face)
...... Geez. You were invited by the Owner right?
Well, you did hurt me after all.

Seth:(anger face)
Because this is a man-made watering hole,
I don't want the happy innocents to see a painful accident!

Seth: You need to be more careful- H... Huh?


The boy cut off his sentence and stiffened his face.

What came to his eyes were distress and fear.


Seth:(surprised face)
Eh...... Eeeeeh!?


2 options (Same Response)
H-Huh?! Wait, what.....!?


Seth:(surprised face)
W-Why..... You dumbass! Why are "you" in a place like this......

Seth:(anger face)
W-What did you come here for......?!
Why did you show yourself here!


3 options (Same Response)
You're mistaken! I don't get what you're saying. H-Huh......?


Seth:(surprised face)
I'm sure there isn't a mistake...... Although, no. this is different!

Seth:(sad face)
You're not here anymore! Because, you've gone ahead of me......

Seth: Yeah, there's no reason behind it......
Because you've already......!

Seth:(anger face)
You're not of this world anymore!!


Both sorrow and hatred can be felt in the boy's screaming.

He was being filled with an intense "thirst," as derived by that.

Water moisture, cold winds, and the roar of the waves from the pool; everything seemed to be disappearing.


Seth:(surprised face)
Goddamn...... Damn, damn, dammit!!

Seth:(anger face)
Get out, get the hell out of here right now!
I...... Please, just get out of my sight!!

Seth:(anger face)
Disappear...... Without a trace!!


The boy looked completely upset and agitated, he turned to [Player] with a cane that seemed to be his "Sacred Artifact."


3 options (Same Response)
I don't get what's going on, but- Guess I don't have any other options. Don't get upset if you get hurt!


[Battle]



Seth:(sad face)
Kuh...... That pressure I felt from the sword......
Are you really......?


Showered with attacks, the beastman staggered and falls back.

There was no indication of anger on his face, but rather complete fear.


Seth:(sad face)
Why...... Why now? Even though...... I came all this way!


3 options (Same Response)
I really don't know what's going on, but- Just chill out and listen to what I have to say. Why did you attack me for?


Seth:(surprised face)
No, this is different!
I...... I didn't even want to do this kind of thing!

Seth:(sad face)
I...... I! P-Please forgive me...... Uuuu...

Seth:(sad face)
Waaaahaaaaaaaaa!!!


A stronger thirst than before arises with the beastman in its center.

Wind, heat, and an enormous amount of sand spirals and completely ate away the water content.


2 options (Same Response)
What the hell is......! C-Could this be......?!


Sand dominated their field of vision. Not before long, it became completely black.

Then, when [Player] opened their eyes-


1 option
?!


The world suddenly became a sea of sand.


2 options (Same Response)
Huh...... What is this?!
Chapter 1 Part 2:
[Translated by Kukuru]

Chapter 1: Formation, The Volume of Priest Xuanzang's Party Part 2

Location: Desert



Sand all about. The sun was the only thing to use for directions.


3 options (Same Response)
Shirou! Kengo! Ryouta!


[Player] walked around while being touched by the burning hot sand at their feet.


3 options (Same Response)
Toji! Hanuman! Hakumen-chan, Xolotl!


There was nothing to aim for. Yet, they wouldn't want to stand idly on the same spot.

Trying their best to escape the burning sands of hell, They wandered around in search for any means of rescue.


1 option
Is there anybody out here!


Then, at that moment.


???:( face)
Bugyhaaaaa!!?


They felt something soft under their feet, along with a familiar scream.


2 options (Same Response)
Eh?! What the?!


Mumbling and thrashing about, there was a thick mountain of sand.

From there, two holes poked through the sand; it was a pig's nose.


???:( face)
Aaaaaargh! Is someone theeeere......?!

???:( face)
I-I'm dying in here......! Get me outta here......!


3 options
Is that you, Ganglie......? What are you doing here? Looks like you're having fun.

???:( face)
[Player]?! How did you get here?!

???:( face)
B-Bah, I don't got time for this right now!
Just hurry and help me out!

???:( face)
[Player]?! You...... Gah, never mind that!

???:( face)
C-Can't you see what's happening here?!
I'm about to die buried alive under the sand here!

???:( face)
I'm having a hard time breathing right now.
I'm begging you, do something quick!!

???:( face)
Uweheh, it does seem like that huh.
It definitely does...... look like I'm having fun here.

???:( face)
Please...... I'm completely drying up here.
Oh huh, I'm starting to pass out...... Aaah......


Struggling to dig him out, the man bursts out gasping for air.


Gouryou:(desert_shocked face)
Haaaaaaaaah!! Man, that was the worst thing ever!

Gouryou:(desert_crying face)
I was in the middle of the time of my life.
Yeah, I really was......

Gouryou:(desert_joy face)
Oh yeah, almost forgot. Thanks, [Player].
You just saved my life back there.


3 options (Same Response)
No problem. Okay so- How did you even end up buried in the sand?


Gouryou:(desert_neutral face)
Huh? Oh...... I don't even know what happened.

Gouryou:(desert_embarrassed face)
I was doing it big with the flirting.
I was hanging out with a cutie too......

Gouryou:(desert_neutral face)
I think a light just came out of nowhere,
and the next thing I knew I was buried in the sand.

Gouryou:(desert_crying face)
Damn, this is the worst. I was hoping it'd last longer, yeah?


3 options
Flirtatious as always...... You were playing around? You're wearing a surfing outfit for the ladies?

Gouryou:(desert_serious face)
Don't you know by now? Flirting on the beach is a summer tradition.

Gouryou:(desert_embarrassed face)
If a cutie is hanging out there, I'll call out to them.
It's what keeps me going in life, buhehehe.

Gouryou:(desert_surprised face)
Whoa whoa, what are you even talking about?
You thought I was watching and playing around with them?

Gouryou:(desert_embarrassed face)
"I'm gonna lie down and play in the sand" heh.

Gouryou:(desert_joy face)
Maybe they'll all come crawling back to me.... Heh!

Gouryou:(desert_neutral face)
Hm? Oh. It was Typhon. He talked me into it.

Gouryou:(desert_serious face)
"Riding the waves will make you popular!"
Well, the things he's said could be bogus-

Gouryou:(desert_joy face)
I'm willing to try it out though. So, this time I'm your fellow surfer dude.
This is how you live out the summer right?


Gouryou:(desert_neutral face)
That's really weird though.
I don't see the resort facility anywhere......

Gouryou:(desert_shocked face)
...... Geez, I wish I got some motivation right now!
I'm supposed to be spending time with my classy lady right now!

Gouryou:(desert_crying face)
Godammit! Where am I supposed to go now!!


1 option
I need to tell you something......


Gouryou:(desert_neutral face)
...... I see. You got attacked by a strange guy,
and then the next thing you knew you got thrown out here......

Gouryou:(desert_serious face)
Could this be a "different world"?
Am I getting dragged into this again?!

Gouryou:(desert_neutral face)
No, I shouldn't jump to conclusions.
Though, what the hell is happening......?

Gouryou:(desert_crying face)
I need to put off my thoughts for now.
We need to find shade for now.

Gouryou:(desert_crying face)
I'm starting to feel like a dried fish.
At this rate, I'm gonna be charred black.

Gouryou:(desert_neutral face)
Huh? Oh, that reminds me,
did you see happen to see someone around here?


3 options (Same Response)
There's someone else here? Who could be here other than us? It's just you so far, Ganglie.


Gouryou:(desert_neutral face)
Okay then. While I was buried under the sand, I heard a voice......

Gouryou:(desert_shocked face)
Hey, can we change gears here?
Seriously, I don't want to become grilled pork-

???:( face)
Heeeeey! There's someone here!


Something appears to be making their way through the sand in the distance. That silhouette doesn't seem to mind the heat.


Heeeeeeeey! Is that really you, [Player]-dono!?


2 options (Same Response)
It's really you, Hanuman! Did you get thrown out here too?!


Hanuman:(desert_crying face)
I noticed that there wasn't anyone else but me......!
I was getting real lonely heeeeere!!

Gouryou:(desert_surprised face)
Huh?! Hang on a sec, is that true?!

Gouryou:(desert_surprised face)
What about the cool hotel, the water filled pool,
and most of all, my cute date?!

We're far away from everyone else and just about all the buildings.
There's nothing out here but plain sand!

Could it be that Tokyo turned into a balmy world?!


3 options (Same Response)
It's definitely hot, but I doubt that's the case. We could say it's a post-apocalypse. If there's no one else around, then it's hopeless.


Hanuman:(desert_crying face)
I don't see anything like an oasis here.
I think that's a bad sign.

Gouryou:(desert_shocked face)
Argh, give me a break......! I hate being hot and cold!


2 options (Same Response)
We have no choice but to keep moving. It's too bad there isn't any shade around here.


Gouryou:(desert_crying face)
Eeh, hue, bleeeh.......
Even if we keep going, it's nothing but sand, sand, sand......

Gouryou:(desert_crying face)
I'm pretty sensitive you know.
Physical labor really isn't my thing.

Hanuman:(desert_crying face)
Y-Yeah, without water or shade,
I'm not gonna have any strength left in me.

Hanuman:(desert_crying face)
Aaah...... I can see my...... stamina gauge blinking right now......


3 options (Same Response)
I'm slowly reaching my limit as well...... Ugh...... I'm starting to get dizzy. A swimsuit in a desert is..... damn impsossible.


They began to hallucinate along with the insides of their brain cooking up. In addition, their skin burned up and ached badly.

Heatstroke is the word that comes to mind. They could not stand it anymore.


1 option
Someone...... Someone help.


At that moment, Ganglie stopped [Player] in their tracks with his "Sacred Artifact," a hoe.


Gouryou:(desert_serious face)
... Stay right there. "They're coming"!


Sounds of a buggy's engine can be heard getting closer and closer.

And then, the source of that sound came and jumped over the ridge of the sand dune.


Bull_Pirate: Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaw!!


2 options (Same Response)
Whoa, what?! Where'd they come from?!


A group of strange beastmen came out of nowhere. They then jumped off the buggy and surrounded [Player] and the others.

Each and every one of them had weapons and aimed them towards the group.


H... Hey, are we getting attacked?!
Why now of all times......!

Gouryou:(desert_serious face)
You gotta keep in mind of getting attacked in these kind of situations.
They were probably waiting for the right moment to attack us......

Bull_Pirate: Look at what we came across!
Don't they look nice!

Bull_Pirate: You didn't even prepare yourselves for traveling around the desert!
That's why you made yourselves an easy target!

Bull_Pirate: What are you even trying to gather in a place like this?
Doing "labor" here is the most reckless thing I've ever heard.

Bull_Pirate: Seeing that these guys have rare "Sacred Artifacts,"
we might as well steal them and sell them off!

Gouryou:(desert_serious face)
...... Ah geez, I should've planned something ahead before they got here.


2 options (Same Response)
What do you mean, Ganglie?! Tell me......!


Gouryou:(desert_neutral face)
Don't look down on me like that.
Even if I look like this, I was formerly a soldier alright?

Gouryou:(desert_serious face)
Somehow, I knew there were strange signs going on.
It was pretty obvious that there was danger lurking around.

Gouryou:(desert_serious face)
Besides, I can't even fight here.
The only way I can use my "Sacred Artifact" is a place with water.

Gouryou:(desert_serious face)
You and Hanuman said it yourselves;
we're having problems with our physical strength right now.

Gouryou:(desert_neutral face)
So, even if I wanted to come up with a plan,
I figured I'd just play along.

H-Huh.....! So what was your plan then?!

Gouryou:(desert_serious face)
I literally said "I should've planned something before they got here" a while ago. How did you not remember that?


3 options (Same Response)
That's- Looks like we have to fight them...... I'm exhausted though......


Gouryou:(desert_neutral face)
What's up with them? They're literally surrounding us at all sides.

...... W-Wait! Do we have to do this......?

Gouryou:(desert_serious face)
We need to do our best and hold them back.
It's the only thing we can do right now.


A sweaty and wasted [Player] tried many times to ready their "Sacred Artifact."


Bull_Pirate: Come on then! Let's see how long you'll last!

Bull_Pirate: Get 'em!!

[Battle]



2 options (Same Response)
Whoa! ! Tch......! !


Despite putting up a good fight, the scorching hot breeze continues to envelope them. As a result, [Player] and the others reached the limit of their physical strength.

The bandits took the chance to mow them down, pushed them into the ground, and finally hold them down.


Nooo......! If only I could use my usual ninjutsu right now......!

Gouryou:(desert_neutral face)
Just give it up, Hanuman......
We might as well get sold for cash and maybe they'll feed us too.


3 options
T-This can't be...... Shit! T-That hurts......

Bull_Pirate: Hrm? This fellow...... Are you getting agitated with us?

Bull_Pirate: Since you've been sitting out in the sun for so long,
you must be getting a heatstroke. Just deal with it.


Bull_Pirate: Alright, we're gonna load all of you onto the loading platform!
We're gonna take you to a merchant, then-

???:( face)
... Hold it.


Despite being in a desperate situation with no escape, a familiar voice echoed somewhere nearby.


???:( face)
T-That voice......! Wherever you are, show yourself!!


The bandits seemed to be trembling in fear. Then, what happened next was-


Hyena_Pirate: Guaaaaaah!?


2 options (Same Response)
Huh......?! What the......?!


Again, the game calls Seth a "Dog 'Transient'?" till later on.

Seth:(anger face)
You! How many times do I gotta drive you out of here!
I'm not letting you get away with greedy business in my desert!

Bull_Pirate: This chap's remarks, it's gotta be Seth-san!
Thwarting our business as always!!

Bull_Pirate: Hey, you! Shut your trap!
We're gonna make you scream for your life today!

Seth:(anger face)
Bring it then. If it's a fight you want, then I'll give you one!


A beastman whom they just called "Seth," leaped out at them with a shriek, wielding a cane in his hand and engaged the bandits to a fight.


Seth:(anger face)
Haaaaaaaaaaah!!

Hyena_Pirate: Gwaaah!!

Cheetah_Pirate: Gaaah!!

Bull_Pirate: You little shit, you're getting on my nerves......!
I'll fight you myself then!!


The bandit seemed to be completely agitated. They threw [Player] aside who they were trying to use as a sales good.


3 options (Same Response)
Ouch Y-You're helping us...?! It's you from before...!


Gouryou:(desert_shocked face)
Whoa, who's this guy supposed to be?
He's ignoring us and giving those guys a fight instead!

S-So strong! With movement like that,
there's no way he's an ordinary guy!

Seth:(anger face)
H...... Hah.


Despite being surrounded by a bunch of bandits, the beastman continued to leap out, before finally landing on the hood of the bandits' buggy.


Seth:(cheerful face)
Ooooo, nice ride you got here.
Then I'll just......!


The beastman pushed the tip of his cane into the hood of the car. Then, the car blew out black smoke along with some flames spewing out.


Bull_Pirate: Y... You little shit!! How dare you mess with our lifeline!!

Seth:(anger face)
Hmph! Looks like you're still upbeat after my attack.
Why don't you just walk yourselves home? This thing is bad for the environment.


The beastman who made a witty remark, went over to [Player] and readied his "Sacred Artifact."


Seth:(cheerful face)
Okay, I'll be taking good care of these keepsakes.
"That person" seems to need 'em for something.

Seth:(b_4star face)
Ifuefu emu peto!!


The moment the beastman pierced the ground with his shining cane, a huge tornado broke out, engulfing [Player] in it.


2 options (Same Response)
Gyaaaaaa?! I'm flyiiiiing


The beastman, with a strong force though small body, pulled [Player] towards him.


Seth:(anger face)
Don't worry, I got you! Sooaar!!

Gouryou:(desert_shocked face)
Bugyaaaaaa!! A-Am I flying through the air?!

Wooohooooo! This is so much fun!!

Bull_Pirate: J-Just you wait, Seth!! We won't forget this......!!

Seth:(cheerful face)
If you had enough, then go clean yourselves up!
Well then, catch you guys later!


Almost like surfing, the beastman was riding the sandstorm. While holding something in his arms-


2 options (Same Response)
A-Awesome...... But- Already, at my limit here......


[Player] then lost consciousness.


???:( face)
A place where no figure has control over,
like that group of brutes.


Time has passed. A voice reached a world where it should've been closed off.


???:( face)
... Ah, mmmm! I am so grateful to experience water again......

???:( face)
Having a beautiful lady right in front of you is even better...... Buhehe.

???:( face)
... Sheesh. Your lust came back even after you recovered?
Grow up already. Also, your friend is still sleeping.


With the presence of cool air and water, they woke up to the sensation of being saved.


3 options (Same Response)
I recall hearing a voice. I'm still alive...... (Get up)


Seth:(cheerful face)
Oh, look who's awake.
Don't worry, you didn't end up being sun-dried.

Seth:(surprised face)
That's surprising though.
Walking around the desert lightly dressed, do you have a deathwish or something?

Seth: Where the hell did you come from anyway?
Did "you" get blown away too?


3 options (Same Response)
You're the dude that attacked me You're shameless......! We met before though, right?


Seth:(surprised face)
Whoa...... Wait just a minute.
Don't label me with the weird stuff.

Seth: I don't even know if there's someone out there like me,
let alone remember meeting you before.

Seth: For starters, I spent a month here after I was blown to this desert.

Seth: Those boneheads from earlier and most of the victims;
they're the only things I've seen so far.

Seth:(sad face)
Oh...... About that resemblence thing, maybe it could be my......

Seth:(surprised face)
Nah, it's nothing. Don't worry about it.

Seth: Oh, I haven't given you my name yet.
I'm Seth, I work as a protector of this oasis.


3 options (Same Response)?
Oh, I'm [Player]. Thanks for the help. Sorry for bursting out like that.


Seth:(cheerful face)
It's nothing.
It's natural to help out a traveler who collapsed in the desert.

Seth: I have done a lot by myself. I mean it.


After saying that, Seth looked over his shoulder. There was a figure of a woman wearing a glamorous outfit.

Again, Christine is called the "Mysterious Narrator."

Good evening, young travelers. I trust you are doing well?


2 options (Same Response)
Who might you be......? Have we met before?


I am the one who watches over the desert world,
while also being the narrator of a poor exile-

In addition, you were "chosen" to play these characters;
the ones who will see the end of this tale.

Gouryou:(desert_b_surprised face)
"T-The end of this tale"......?
What kind of lady is she......?

Wait, so does that mean we're living inside a book......?

... That is a "yes" or "no."
This desert where you currently reside is indeed the "world" that exists.

...... However, on the path that you follow,
there is a clear "synopsis."

If you and everyone strongly wish to return to the original world-

For you in this "tale," you must reach the appropriate period.


2 options (Same Response)
W-What do you mean......? You know how to get out of this desert?


There is no need to worry.
I know the "tale" that you need to follow.

Everything was given to me as a narrator; it is all written in this novel.


The narrator held a thick novel in her hands, and gently pets them.


3 options
Can you tell me? Lemme read that book. I wanna be that book......

Yes, of course......
You are also an important character.

Seth:(sad face)
Forget it. I tried to take a peek once too-

Seth: Nothing was written in it.
Apparently it must be some kind of mechanism where only that person can read it.

Gouryou:(desert_b_serious face)
What a coincidence, [Player]. I was thinking the same thing myself.

Seth:(embarrassed face)
You guys...... Get serious about returning to the original world will ya?


Seth: Oh yeah. When I first met you, didn't you say something about "characters"?

Seth: "Characters" that are necessary for you to go back, could they be it?

Correct. To proceed with this "tale," 3 people are needed.

Now, I will share with you......
The "synopsis of the story" that you should follow.


The narrator quietly opens the novel, and flips over the pages.

A faint jade-colored light released from a page of the novel.

After flipping the pages several more times and began to sing. The words that she sang affected reality.* TL Note: This is a kotodama where the Japanese believed mystical powers dwelled in words and names.

From here towards the west, the direction of the sunset,
please make your way to the ends of the desert.

There, at the center of this desert, there is a mountain full of flames.

Its name is "Flaming Mountains" -
A burning land where one who claims to be the King of Beasts rule over it.

Seth:(desert_neutral face)
Could it be that the Flaming Mountains and the Beast that lives there
is the one that created this desert?

The Flaming Mountains eliminates the water from this land;
it can also induce heat waves to the big cities.

All heat waves and droughts -
The main cause is the Flaming Mountains and the Beast that dwells there.

What!? It was hot this summer in Tokyo too,
the Flaming Mountains has to be the cause of it......!

Gouryou:(desert_b_surprised face)
Ugh...... So it's connected to why Tokyo is so damn hot this summmer huh?


3 options
It's simple and easy to understand. Wonder what kind of place Flaming Mountains is? How far should we travel to the west?

Seth: Basically, we need to head out to Flaming Mountains,
play everything out thoroughly with the Beast and destroy the mountain of flames.

Seth:(cheerful face)
Sounds easy enough. I can feel my arms itching to go.

Gouryou:(desert_b_neutral face)
Flaming Mountains......
I wonder if I heard of a place like that before.

Gouryou:(desert_b_joy face)
Bah, whatever. It's not a big deal if I don't remember.

Hey, that won't be problem no matter how far it is.
I'll be sure to keep at it since we took a good break just now!

If [Player]-dono gets stressed,
I'll carry you to Flaming Mountains!


Assessing the reactions from everyone, the narrator laughs. Then, she pulled what seemed to be clothes.


You will be in trouble going out there with swimsuits.
You will be playing those "characters" with this.

Ooooh~? I've seen those clothes before.
I think the name of it was something like yesterday or tomorrow......

Hahaha, this is a kasaya, clothes mainly worn by monks.

In this guise, it will help you through the heat of the desert.

Gouryou:(desert_b_serious face)
I definitely don't want to go out into the desert in a swimsuit again.
I don't want to go through all that again.

Gouryou:(desert_b_neutral face)
Besides, a monk's clothing isn't something I had in mind-

Gouryou:(desert_b_neutral face)
I'm not really up for wearing that,
but that kind of fashion seems comfortable to wear.

Hey hey, Ganglie-dono used to be a monk!
I gotta say that it's the real deal!

Seth:(sad face)
What is this on my part?
I thought my current outfit will do the job......


3 options (Same Response)
Let's change into them right now. You need to make sacrifices to make change. Whatever you say, Ganglie......


They changed into the clothes corresponding to the "role" given to each of them-


Gouryou:(shocked face)
Gah, wait a second here!! You expect me to go out there like this!

Gouryou:(surprised face)
These are my everyday clothes!
Why can't you give me something different and better to wear!

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Don't be like that, Ganglie-dono!
That outfit makes you look really cool!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Now, check me out! Toouh! Yaaaah!

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Eheheh, it's easy to move around in these!

Seth:(b_neutral face)
Yeah, it definitely does feel comfortable wearing these.
I think these were fittingly made for a monk.

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
How about you, [Player]?
It does suit you well, and it makes you look like a noble.


3 options (Same Response)
T-Thanks. It feels like a cosplay. It does make me feel like I'm higher up.


Yes yes, this is the land of a foreign country.
Most travelers here are intolerant.

I wonder. Where is the one dressed as a monk?

Seth:(b_sad face)
Monk huh...... Is there any meaning behind that?

A figure that shows no intent on fighting.
Depending on the location, a takuhatsu is possible.

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Yeah yeah, I know about that!
You take a bowl out and you get a meal!

Hanuman-sama is quite knowledgeable, no?
There is no need for me to explain it then.

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
Yeeah! I am a ninja that turned himself into a monk!
I'm familiar with period drama after all!

Gouryou:(crying face)
Bleeh, I want them to forgive me......
In the original world, they were pretty bitter about me.

Gouryou: Anyways, we're dragged into the "tale" as its characters right?
If that's entirely the case, are our names left as it is?

Gouryou: If we're gonna follow the script,
you did set an official title for it right?

Yes, you are correct. I will tell you more about it.


With a smile on her face, the narrator spoke frankly.


... Here, such traditions are referenced.

"In the far ends of the west,
there lies a paradise for those escaping the hardships of 3 worlds."

"Its name is India.
A land where Mahavairocana's infinite mercy governs."

"When he received the knowledge of the universe as he slept in the storehouse,
his body escaped the karma of this world, without sorrow."

Seth:(b_surprised face)
That...... What do you mean by that?
I'm not sure if I follow what you're saying.

The Demon of Flaming Mountains rules over this world.

It's purpose, is to disturb the lives of the people.

So, this will disguise itself as "a journey to seek the teachings of India."


The narrator closes the book again, then turns to face [Player] and told them-


[Player]-sama... you are a participant for this journey.

I propose that you will travel as Xuanzang,
a priest in search for the "three scriptures."


3 options
X-Xuanzang?! I'm fine with an important role like that. Please show some respect.

Gouryou:(joy face)
Bwahahah! I feel you just nominated yourself as a degenerate monk!

Gouryou:(shocked face)
W-What?! Don't look at me like I'm one too!


Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
Sounds interesting! I'll be Xuanzang's companion then!

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Going on an adventure is making me feel really excited!

Gouryou: I guess there's no other way for me to get back home......
I'll come along with you then, Xuanzang.

Gouryou: Going on a disciplinary journey as a priest's companion though......
If it's all for a drama, then I'm not opposed to playing the part.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
...... It's a little strange though.
If there's nothing else to do, then I don't see why not.

Seth:(b_anger face)
Alright, I've made up my mind.
I'll jump on board with all of this.

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
I will be your escort then, Xuanzang!


3 options (Same Response)
This is a lot to take in... Well, if everyone else says so... It's the only way for us to get home.


Ah, it appears you came to a conclusion, Xuanzang.

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Ou, ou! Me Me! Do you have a new name for me?

Yes, of course. Hanuman-sama - your name is "Goku."

Like in the original novel,
Son Wukong is the name of Xuanzang's best disciple who left on a journey with him.

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Oooooooh!! What a coincidence!
I have the same name as the main character from that cartoon!

Hanuman:(desert_b_crying face)
...... But, this is different from that super-famous costume.

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Oh well! It's easy to move around in, so it still counts for something!

The name for Xuanzang's other disciple -
Ganglie-sama, how about we call you "Zhu Baije"?

Gouryou:(joy face)
"Zhu Baije" huh...... It sounds a bit plain,
but if that's what the beautiful lady says, then I'm not against it.

As for the name of the other disciple, Seth-sama-

Seth:(b_surprised face)
I-I'm good! I don't need an alias!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Everyone around here knows my name.
Just call me "Seth" like you usually do.

Of course. That won't be an issue.


One night passed at the oasis. Xuanzang and the other lined up in a row.


3 options (Same Response)
We need to get going soon. We're going to the see the Demon of Flaming Mountains. We'll make it back to Tokyo.


Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Yeah! I'm ready when you are!

Gouryou:(joy face)
When we get back to Tokyo, let's go on a little date!

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
That's the spirit, guys! To Flaming Mountains!

Everyone:( face)
Aaaaaaaaye!!

Thus, [Player] and the others formed the Xuanzang Group.

They embarked on an adventure,
but what obstacle awaits them in their path?

Ah, that is it for the tale here.
We will meet again on another night.

Chapter 2 Part 1:
[Translated by Kukuru]

Chapter 2: [The Xuanzang Party Punishes a Gang of Bandits]


Location: ??? (Christine's narration)

For the remainder of the story(?), Gouryou is Zhu Bajie while Hanuman is Son Goku.


Now. To return to their Tokyo, the Xuanzang party went on a journey.

Aiming for Flaming Mountains where the King of Beasts resides,
they traveled west through the blazing desert.

A journey on the path to India.
What could await them on their adventure?


Chapter 2: [The Xuanzang Party Punishes a Gang of Bandits]



Gouryou:(crying face)
Haaah... Hah... It's so hot.
It's nothing but sand wherever we go.

Gouryou:(crying face)
That beautiful narrator chick told us we'd be in town by dawn.

Gouryou:(shocked face)
If that's the case, then I don't see it at all!
Is there really a town out here?!


3 options
Walking and walking through the desert...... You should probably go on a diet. I can't walk anymore.

Gouryou:(crying face)
Ah geez...... We've gone this far already.

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Hey come on. Don't tell me to do something like that.
Going on a diet is just way too much work ya know?

Gouryou:(shocked face)
Gyaaaah, heey!! You're freakin' heavy! Get off me!!


Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Gahahah! Hey hey! Is your speed stat dropping?!

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
We still have to walk some more to reach the goal.
Don't be slacking off on us now!

Gouryou: Hey, I'm doing just fine.
I doubt there's a huge difference in physical strength from a kid.

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
Huhuhu, for some reason when I started wearing this-

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
I feel so energetic and happy!
This heat is basically nothing to me!

Hanuman:(desert_b_embarrassed face)
I don't think I see the town anywhere though.
I wonder where it is......

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Okay! I'll go on ahead and run around and look for any signs of it!

Gouryou:(surprised face)
H-Hey! Don't go running off by yourself......!
Ah shit, I really don't have any energy left to yell anymore......

Gouryou:(shocked face)
Gaah, it's pointless! I just can't!
I don't want to walk another step!

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Send the cute babes, cold beverages
and a chilly room to me right now!!

Seth:(b_sad face)
Sheesh, you're such a slacker.
Our last break was barely 10 minutes ago.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
You need to be more resilient and have more willpower.
You do have those, right?

Gouryou:(serious face)
Meh. I'm not as prideful as you are.
Exercising and manual labor are things that I despise.

Gouryou:(joy face)
If I could be with my cute chick, then I will live on happily.
That is my motto.

Seth:(b_surprised face)
A lazy, hardcore monk...... I'm amazed.
You're even walking around with a nice surfboard too.

Gouryou:(serious face)
Even if I'm staring out as a playboy,
I can't go and throw everything away! I still owe them!

Gouryou: Aaah. It must be a cause or effect or something.
I want to do it big by making a good wink while surfing.


3 options (Same Response)
This is a sea of sand though. What a sketchy story regarding your cute babes. Can that wait till we get back to Tokyo?


Gouryou:(shocked face)
D-Don't slap me into reality like that!
Aww, I just wanted to be popular among the ladies......

Seth:(b_neutral face)
You seem to be adamant about that sort of thing.
Does being "popular" mean that much to you?

Seth:(b_sad face)
I don't think being blindly fussed over would feel nice......

Gouryou:(serious face)
Wait what? Are you my natural enemy then?

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Huh?! What do you mean?! I was just-

Seth:(b_sad face)
A-Ah...... Well, When I was getting my stripes in back in my home world,
I'd cut through the winds with my shoulders...

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
I guess I'm just making a fuss over it.
...... That's just an old story of mine.

Gouryou:(shocked face)
So you are popular then! That makes you my enemy!!

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Man, you're just like Makara!
How come you guys get to be so popular!!


3 options
How can you even afford to be a man... Just let him be a ladies' man! Wanna be my boyfriend?

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
Hahaha, come on now!
I am an incarnation of tempests after all-

Seth:(b_neutral face)
When they hear my name, they would respect my existence in fear.
It's natural for them to do so.

Gouryou:(shocked face)
Tch, what kind of guy are you......!
Even if you're the same incarnation of tempests,
there's a huge difference in being popular!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Ack.....! Why did you ask that all the sudden?!
We barely know each other......!

Seth:(b_embarrassed face)
W-Well...... Let me think about it.

Gouryou:(shocked face)
Graaaah, [Player]......!! You jerk! J-J-Just drop it!!


Gouryou: Oh yeah, that beautiful narrator lady was being aaawfully friendly to you.

Gouryou:(joy face)
Okay, I give. I'm listening!
Was there some kind of special hidden technique involved?

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Y-You're getting the wrong idea here!
This has nothing to do with females!

Gouryou:(joy face)
Hoh? You're desperately trying to deny it......
Good. Good. Make me popular.


3 options
You're harrassing him... Isn't that how you become unpopular? What are you on about?

Gouryou:(shocked face)
Gyaaaaa!! That's gonna put me in critical condition!!


Seth:(b_anger face)
Ugh! Why are you so obsessed with me!
A womanizer like you is just using me indiscriminately-

Gouryou: So I should get the babes to come while I lay around? Gotcha! I'll show you!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Eh? How can you even do that in the middle of a desert?
Are you gonna have a lover's quarrel in a place like this?

Gouryou:(serious face)
I'm gonna charm whoever. A contest for a win!
When we stop by in the next town, until we get back to Tokyo-

Gouryou:(joy face)
You and I will see who will get all the babes.
You said it yourself a minute ago. You're gonna win this easily aren't ya?

Seth:(b_surprised face)
F... Fine then! I'll take you on!
I'll buy into your little squabble!

Seth:(b_anger face)
That's why we need to get going soon.
If we keep standing around like this, we won't get to see who wins right?

Gouryou:(embarrassed face)
Alrighty! It's gonna be fun seeing you lose to the winning lieutenant!
Let's hurry up and get to the next town then!

Gouryou:(joy face)
Just you wait, the babes here in the desert!


Whatever fighting instinct that came into play, and getting turned on, the revived Zhu Bajie (Ganglie) got up-

Walking high and mighty, [Player] followed him.


Seth:(b_sad face)
Yeesh...... That somehow motivated him to walk again.


3 options
That was a clever persuasion. You sure are a popular dude, Seth. You're gonna become a playboy yourself huh?

Seth:(b_neutral face)
It's fine.
Changes in the desert's landscape will deviate the sense of direction.

Seth:(b_anger face)
There's intense sunlight from the sky on top of that.
Naturally, those on a journey will be disgruntled by that.

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
Distracting away the focus
instead of telling someone off is how desert dwellers like us live.

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Eh?! ...... O-Oh! I'm pretty popular in my hometown yeah!

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
Even though I wasn't asking for it,
the guys from the other side keep coming, and get wrecked.

Seth:(b_surprised face)
W-Why are you doubting me like that?
What I'm telling you is true! True I'm telling you!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
W-What did you say just now?!
Seth-sama is not looking to be a womanizer!

Seth:(b_embarrassed face)
I have to do what needs to be done.
There's no way I can turn that down......


Gouryou: Speaking of which, it looks like that Goku kid isn't coming back.

Seth:(b_anger face)
H-Hey! Where did he run off to now!?

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Well what do you expect from me?!
I couldn't stop him before he ran off alright?!

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Heeeeey! I saw it, I saw it!!

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
From that sand dune we just crossed,
I saw what looked like buildings of a town!

Gouryou: Oh he came back...... Geez, you need to chill out.

Seth:(b_anger face)
Hey, Goku!! What are you doing there! Get back here right now!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Hrm? Oh I get it! A yokai must've came out!

Seth:(b_anger face)
That's not what I'm saying!
You are not supposed to run off on your own from the group!

Seth:(b_anger face)
You don't even know how you should be walking through the desert.
You're putting your life at stake!

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Eh, really?! But, I was doing some scouting as a ninja......

Seth:(b_sad face)
Huh...... Is that okay?
Carrying out your duty as ninja is important but-

Seth:(b_neutral face)
Are you willing to risk your life doing whatever you want?
Even when we get there, I won't allow you to do things by yourself.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
There are no marks on the sand.
You will lose sight of your position even if you're about 100 meters away from that.

Seth:(b_anger face)
There's also a possibility that your condition will suddenly cripple. Before you can even realize it, you'll end up feeling dehydrated.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
If you experience thirst in your throat, you won't be able to move right away.
In a desert, you should not get separated from your friends and carry some water too. Got it?

Hanuman:(desert_b_crying face)
U-Understood...... I'll be careful from now on.


3 options
I didn't think you were this nice. The desert sure is a scary place. A well-informed person can really save lives.

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Y-You think so......? I was only trying to advocate how important it is to be prepared.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
Don't underestimate the desert.
It's different from a world blessed with water.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
A careless person would get robbed. A careless person would dry up in a place like this.
They somehow forget about that.

Seth:(b_sad face)
... It appears so. The desert is indeed a frightening place.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
Blessings will be given depending on the season.
The hot sands of the Earth serve as protection and deters foreign invaders.

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
It's best not to interpret it as a bad thing.
It actually makes it a fine place to live in, no?

Seth:(b_neutral face)
Ah, you can rely on me when it comes to these deserts.
After all, I, Seth-sama, am the chief of the desert.

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
Even to the ends of the world, I will get you to India.


Seth:(b_neutral face)
Say, about the results of your reconnaissance,
you really found a place that looked like a town?

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
I will praise you about that......
Keep up the good work, Goku.

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Heheheh, you're embarrassing me......
It's in my nature as a ninja to do so!


2 options (Same Response)
The ambiance sure feels peaceful. To town then!


Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Ooooooookaaaaaay!! Off to the desert town we gooooo!!


Xuanzang group then started walking again.


[Transitions to somewhere else]


Location: ???


... Moving onto another place, to a room in a building within a town.

From the other side, someone was listening intently on the reports.


???:( face)
Boss. The gatekeeper just informed me that travelers came through the entrance of the town.

...... Hmm, that's troublesome.
What were these members assigned?

???:( face)
It was an oversight.
This group were doing outrageous things out in the desert......

???:( face)
But, you don't need to bother with them.
We will give them our hospitality.

Very well! Treat them with the incentives!

Everything should be carried out by the agenda.
"Information, Communication, and Unity." Never forget about those. Alright?

???:( face)
You got it, Boss! I will provide another report later!


After finishing the conversation that seemed strange, he nods his head in content.


Boss...... Hm.
It's been a long time since I have been called such.

Oh, I'm thinking of someone. You will be coming, Milord.

  • Chuckle*. You look awfully happy, my dear husband.

Does it seem that way?
I am just a man who can't learn his lesson.

A project that should've been long gone.
To be remade in a way such as this......

"Project" ...? What do you intend to do?

"Fabulous and excellent experiences."
That is all I will tell you, my dear.

I planned on getting on a big boat with my client.
I wanted to see the potential of the business.


The man talking blurbs out his real intentions; Satisfied and bitter about his measly recollections.


...... Even if it's only an empty dream,
I will run things my own way.

Let's begin, my friends! Our new business!!


[Transitions back to Xuanzang's group]



Location: [Oasis Town]


Going beyond the desert journey, the Xuanzang party headed into town.

Seeing all the bustling activity out here in the desert truly caught their eyes.


Gouryou:(joy face)
This is a really big town.
It's a pretty lively place too on top of that.

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Owawawawa! The sand from the desert is stuck in my fur...!
I could really use a cold bath right now!

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
This town is a big oasis around these parts.
You can buy all the goods you need for traveling here.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
First thing we should do is reserve a room at the inn.
We should ask around town to see where the inn's located at......

Seth:(b_surprised face)
...... Eh? Why are you giving me that look?

Gouryou: Oh nothing. I didn't expect you to look out for us like this.

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
You're like those guys from those cartoons and anime......
Okay! I'll be calling you "Big Brother"!

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
By all means, we're gonna be calling you "Big Brother"!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
B...... "Big Brother"?!


3 options
Heyo, Big Brother! It does feel like you're taking care of us. Can we depend on you?

Seth:(b_anger face)
You guys can't be serious about that!
I am not going with that!!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
I-It's a natural thing to do I guess.
Don't you think that is a bit much?

Seth:(b_embarrassed face)

  • Choke*......!? O-Oh, I see......


Seth:(b_embarrassed face)
At least stop it with the "Big Brother" thing!
Th-That's..... extremely embarrassing!

Gouryou:(joy face)
Don't be so modest!
Hey, we count on you for lots of things, right? Big-Bro-ther~?

TL's note: I tried really hard for a mean name okay.

Seth:(b_anger face)
Baconshit! Cut it out with the teasing!
You wanna get thrown into a tornado?!

Hanuman:(desert_b_embarrassed face)
Y-You don't like the idea of being a "Big Brother"?
H-How about just for one n-night.....?


3 options
Just "Seth" is good enough for you? "Big Brother"! ! "Big Sis" then?

Hanuman:(desert_b_crying face)

  • Pouts* I just want to get along better!

Besides, saying "Seth-dono" is a little hard to say.

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Seth-dono, Seth-dono, Seth...... Bleh!
Grrrrrrr, it's such a tongue-twister!

Gouryou:(joy face)
Isn't that cute? Goku-chan is trying hard to show respect.
Just go ahead and call him "Big Brother," yeah?

Seth:(b_anger face)
Y-You guys......! Do that for someone else!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Why is your face flushed, Goku?! Hey, Bajie!
It's not even that funny!!

Hanuman:(desert_b_embarrassed face)
You really hate it that much.....?
Big Brother Seth......!

Seth:(b_embarrassed face)
Gruaaawaaahaaah! Anything but "Big Brother" please!
Just stooooop!!

Gouryou:(joy face)
Hyaaah, haaaaahaaaa!!
It hurts so much but I just can't help it! This is waaaay too funny!!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Where'd that come from?! That is so wrong!
Who do you even take me for anyways?!


Seth:(b_embarrassed face)
Daaaaaaah!! Okay I get it, I get it!!

Seth:(b_anger face)
Go ahead and call me "Big Brother" all you want.
But, don't you dare call me anything else!

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Yay! Seth's gonna be our Big Brother!
Be sure to look after us from now on!

Seth:(b_embarrassed face)
U-Ugh...... Just leave it to me......


3 options (Same Response)
It sounds nice, yet innocent. The situation feels fluffy. *Whistle Whistle*


Gouryou: Uh...... Just a little, I guess?
I'm dunno if I should be excited or not.


Bajie pointed back just for a moment. At first glance, there seemed to be nobody in the alleyways.

... But, a suspicious group was stirring up something in private.


Gouryou: This has some use for us it seems...... Hm.


Bajie slowly picked up a stone and threw it at [Player]'s direction.


3 options (Same Response)
Waah What the?! ...... H-Huh?


The stone Bajie threw passes through [Player]'s position without hitting them at all.


???:( face)
Agh!!


"Someone" was hit. Sounds of a person collapsing can be heard.


Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
W-Who's there?! Stop hiding and come out!


In response to Goku's voice, a group of beastmen stormed out of the alleyway.


Hyena_Pirate: Aiyaah, you caught us...... You're not bad at making guesses.

Gouryou:(serious face)
It wasn't hard to find out where you were.
You're complete amateurs when it comes to hiding.

Seth:(b_anger face)
That attire you got on, are you part of that group that frequents the desert?

Hyena_Pirate: ...... Yeah. Those guys took real good care of our boys.


With the signal from the man who seems to be the leader, the malicious gang surrounds the party.

They had weapons in hand, with smiles on their faces.


Gouryou: ... This is not gonna end well is it?

Hyena_Pirate: To be frank, we're carrying out a bunch of business in this town.

Hyena_Pirate: Strangers like you will be giving us all kinds of stuff.

Hyena_Pirate: Those "Sacred Artifacts" that you have on ya,
it looks similar to that rare-lookin' product that man has on him.

Hyena_Pirate: Will you leave them here, or would you rather die?
The choice is yours.

Seth:(b_anger face)
Tch..... This is a straight up robbery.

Gouryou: So what now, Brother Seth?
I'm actually opposed to fighting, ya know?

Seth:(b_neutral face)
You were the one that threw a rock at them though.
These guys clearly have some motivation...... You do get it right?

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
They're slowly closing the distance on us!
There's really nothing funny about this!

Gouryou: Aaagh, what a drag. So, what are we gonna do, Xuanzang?


3 options (Same Response)
We gotta do this! Let's do our best! I'll leave this to you.


Seth:(b_cheerful face)
...... Heh, I thought so.

Seth:(b_anger face)
Graah! Prepare yourselves, small fry!
I am gonna blast you to the ends of the desert!!

Chapter 2 Part 2:
[Translated by Kukuru]

Location: Oasis Town


Wolf_Pirate: Kuuuh!!

Pirate: Gaaahaaaa!!

Pirate: Shaaaaah, they're holding up more than we expected!
How are they even this strong?!

Seth:(b_anger face)
Sure sucks for you to have underestimated us!!
We can beat up tons of thugs like you!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Looks like you're the last one standing!
Ya still wanna take us on?!

Hyena_Pirate: Boys, get up!! We're getting out of here!
We're gonna start from square one!!

Wolf_Pirate: Hieeeeeeeee!! H-H-Have meeeercy!!

Pirate: Damn yooooouuuuu!! You better remember thiiiiis!!

Gouryou:(serious face)
Tch, that is some threat right before they made a run for it.
How do they expect us to remember them?


3 options
Everyone did a great job! T-That was tiring...... Who the hell did they think they are?

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Mhm! Xuanzang-dono is awesome as always!

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
Goku and Bajie fought just as well.
In a way, you could be on the same league as those hooligans.

Gouryou:(joy face)
Well, it's something I picked up a long time ago.
I thought it'd be a hassle to show it off here.

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Hey, are you doing alright, Xuanzang-dono?

Seth:(b_sad face)
Whoa, don't be so hasty. Let's sit you over there.
Do you need a drink of water too?

Gouryou: Well, no matter where you're at in the world,
there's always a gang of buffoons somewhere.

Gouryou:(serious face)
Bah, I don't care about them.
I'd rather not get involved with those jerks.


???:( face)
... Excuse me, travelers?


Out of all of the townspeople who were surrounding them at a distance, only one of them spoke out to them.


Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Who might you be?
Are you a friend of those bad guys from earlier?

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Oh, there's obviously something fishy going on.
Why are there mermaids out here in the desert?

Water_Mermaid:(smile face)
I was watching from the back.
You all did a great job just now.

Water_Mermaid:(smile face)
If I can count on your powers, then......
I have something to request from you.

Water_Mermaid:(smile face)
Everyone in the neighborhood has been in a tight spot lately......
Please, will you listen to what I have to say?


3 options
Hmm......? I might say no. How about we get a drink instead.

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Whoa, hey come on! You should listen to her story first at least!

Gouryou:(shocked face)
Xuanzang...... You! Don't steal the thing I'm good at!!

Gouryou:(serious face)
I'm not gonna let you get a head start so you can beat me at my own game.
...... Hold up. You're planning to listen to her story aren't ya?


Gouryou: Hey hey, you sure you want to stop here?
Once you listen to her story, you can't back out.

Gouryou:(serious face)
It sucks getting the short end of the stick today,
but wouldn't this delay our trip back to Tokyo?

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Don't be like that, Bajie-dono.
What she will say might help us fellow travelers.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
That's right. Even a small lead will help us get to Flaming Mountains.

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
You can find hints even at the strangest of places such as this.

Gouryou: Oh god...... This journey is becoming more and more of a chore.
Welp, if Xuanzang-sama wants to do so then I won't stop ya.


3 options (Same Response)
Let's hear it. I don't wanna hear it...... Talk away, Miss.


Water_Mermaid:(smile face)
Of course...... It's about the thugs from earlier.
They're a shady group taking over the entire town.

Water_Mermaid:(smile face)
They're pawns of Gyumao, the King of Flaming Mountains.


3 options (Same Response)
Did you say, Gyumao?! He's the mastermind behind this......? Have I heard that name before......?


Seth:(b_surprised face)
Huh? What's up, Xuanzang-sama?
Are you familiar with that name?

Hanuman:(desert_b_embarrassed face)
Gyumao...... Huh. I heard that name somewhere.
I wonder where I heard it from......

Gouryou:(surprised face)
You and Goku too huh?
I thought I was the only one connected to him...... even though I have nothing on him.

Water_Mermaid:(smile face)
Gyumao controls all of the oasis here.
His henchmen run rampant on these streets.

Water_Mermaid:(smile face)
The fountain and waterways we live in are no exception.
Those bandits cause so much damage for us......

Water_Mermaid:(smile face)
... Please, I ask of you.
The people who can save the people of the town......

Water_Mermaid:(smile face)
Please, can you exterminate the bandits that vandalize these parts?

Gouryou:(surprised face)
No way! Us fighting those freaks just happened alright?!

Gouryou:(serious face)
Even if you're giving us a clue about Flaming Mountains,
it is not worth the trouble. You can count me out. Count me out!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
But, these are people in need......!
We need to help them out!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
They never turned down people in trouble in "Mito no Goroukou" and "Kitamachi Bugyou"!

Gouryou:(shocked face)
What kind of TV programs are you even watching?!
Even so, you......!

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
It'll be fine. After all, we're carrying this out as the Xuanzang party.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
It's a monk's job to spread the thankful teachings right?
Then you should at least comply with their requests.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
So, Xuanzang-sama? What will you do?


3 options
What about you, Seth? Bajie, if you get rid of the bandits, you'll get popular. We're gonna teach those bandits a lesson, Goku!

Seth:(b_neutral face)
Who do you think you're asking? Just leave it to me.
I'll take down 10, even 20 of those thugs.

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
Let's go, Xuanzang-sama!
We're gonna take the trash outta town!

Gouryou:(shocked face)
What do you mean?!
How is selling myself to the townspeople's request gonna make me popul-

Gouryou: Oh, wait a minute. My sensors are going off......
If it's for the fine babes in this town......

Gouryou:(serious face)
...... Sounds good. Let's get to it shall we?

Seth:(b_embarrassed face)
...... You're more of a simpleton than I thought.

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
I am with you on this mission!
I am gonna do everything I can to back up Xuanzang-sama!


Water_Mermaid:(smile face)
Ah, thank you so much......!
...... Err, are you Xuanzang-sama by any chance?

Grass_Merman: Hang on, you're Xuanzang?! The one from the folklore?!

Water_Mermaid:(smile face)
Yes. I'm sure of it because their companions have called them so.

Grass_Merman: Oh, that's what I thought......! You're gonna be the town's saving grace!


The townspeople all joined hands and assumed a prayer posture and prayed to [Player] like monks.


3 options (Same Response)
U-Um...... What is this......? This isn't so bad.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
Ah, I see...... This will prove to be advantageous for traveling.

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
E-Everyone is praying to Xuanzang-sama!? A-Amazing!
Would they be okay about worshipping me?

Gouryou:(shocked face)
Heeey, look at me! Come on, I had to go through so much trouble too!


[Transitions to......]



Location: Bandit's Hideout


... Some time later. [Player]'s party found themselves on the base of a rocky mountain.

A small rocky mountain in the corner of a desert, formed by assembled sandstone. There was suspicious huts lined up here as well.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
Well well, those are some rugged-looking shacks.
It contradicts that nice jeep they drive around here.

Gouryou: They really invested in a jeep?
Man, their maintenance costs must be freakin' high.

Hanuman:(desert_b_embarrassed face)
So, how should we do this? Mumumu..... Nununu......
Oh look, there's a bell here.

Gouryou: Whoa there, ringing that is gonna be a big mistake.
Meh, if you're thinking about ringing it......

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
...... Ah.


3 options (Same Response)
Ya moroooooon! ! You just had to ring that. Saves us time from checking these shacks one by one.


TL's note: Even though they look like pirates, they're called bandits by the game.

Bull_Pirate: What, what?! Who dares to pay us a visit without an appointment-

Cheetah_Pirate: Aaaaah!! It's them!! Seth's little friends!!

Wolf_Pirate: We're under attaaaack!! Engage, engaaaaaage!!


As soon Goku rang the bell, it was almost like an agitated hornets' nest.

The bandits came out one by one and came running in their direction.


Pirate: Close them, close them off! Don't let 'em outta here alive!


In a blink of an eye, all 4 of them including [Player] were surrounded.


Gouryou:(surprised face)
How did all of these guys carry this out without practicing?
Gah, we're really in for it now!

Hanuman:(desert_b_crying face)
I-I'm sorry...... I thought I should ring the bell.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
Don't worry bout it. We were gonna deal with these knuckleheads anyways.
It's actually convenient since they all gathered in one place.

Gouryou: ... Hmm, I guess you're right. So, what should we do?

Wolf_Pirate: Who the hell do you think you are?! Give us your names!!


Agreeing to one of the bandit's demands, the 3 "disciples" lined up horizontally to [Player]-

Then, he stabbed the cane into the ground and shouted in a loud voice.


Seth:(b_anger face)
I dunno what you mean by appointment or purple mint,
but shut up and listen, punks!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Who we are here, you should know by now!

Gouryou:(serious face)
Wandering through parallel worlds, taking down the unruly who throw the world into chaos.

Seth:(b_surprised face)
In this world, we're on a journey to India!
With the renowned person, Xuanzang-sama!

Seth:(b_anger face)
We are going to undo the crimes you have committed in the town.
Brace yourselves!!

Bull_Pirate: Wha...... Whaaaaaaaat?!


3 options (Same Response)
I-I need to introduce myself?! Stop, this is way too embarrassing! Is this supposed to be "Mito no Goroukou"?!


Seth:(b_cheerful face)
Yeah, a priest like yourself shouldn't get imtimidated by these guys!
You do have the name of an extremely famous priest after all!

Gouryou: You should be more comfortable about this sort of thing.
...... So then, what'll you do? Xuanzang-sama.


2 options (Same Response)
Eh? What should I do?


Seth:(b_surprised face)
You look a little puzzled there.
The leader of this party is you, right?

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
It's up to Xuanzang if we should fight these guys or run away!
Come on, make your decision!


3 options (Same Response)
Let's take them on! We're gonna fight them. Stay frosty, everyone!


Seth:(b_anger face)
Aye!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Got it!

Gouryou:(joy face)
Aw yeah. You gave out those commands pretty well, Xuanzang-sama.

Bull_Pirate: X-Xuanzang, priest, whatever!!
We're gonna beat these guys at their own game!!

Wolf_Pirate: Ah... Aaaaaaaaaaah!!


[Battle]



Gouryou:(4star face)
Here goes! I'll drive you all away!

Wolf_Pirate: Guaaaah!? How is water flowing out of the well......?!

Cheetah_Pirate:

  • Gurgle* We're getting washed away! Heeeeelp!!

Oh wait, at least we can get a drink of water out here in the desert......

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
Okay! Let's see...... Here's something for ya!!

Pirate: Dwaaahaaaaah!! Someone go deal with that damn monkey boy!

Hyena_Pirate: What's with that movement?! He's moving and flying around like a common housefly!
...... Gah! Let's get him off our backs!!


Goku ocassionally changed his aim with his water guns and precisely drove away the bandits.


Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Uhuhuhuh! You should be amazed by the power of my new weapon!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
... Okay! Let's go to where Big Brother is!

Gouryou:(joy face)
Let's go then. I'm not gonna stick around and clean up this mess.

Seth:(b_anger face)
Haaaah! Leave this one to me!


Bajie and Goku who swept away and drove out the bandits respectively, then met up with Seth. Then-


Seth:(c_4star face)
Wind up in the wind and soar! Ifuefu emu peto!!


Seth evoked a tornado, which sucked up the sand, water and the bandits altogether.


Cheetah_Pirate: Gyaaaaaaaaa!! Sand! The sand really huuuuurts!!

Pirate: M-My vision! I'm getting dizzy!! Heeeeeeelp!!


Inside the tornado, the bandits continuously crashed into each other. In addition, the water containing sand continuously striked them-


Seth:(b_cheerful face)
...... Hah. It's done.


By the time Seth calmed down the tornado, all of the bandits appeared to have lost their composures and got knocked out.


Gouryou: Patooey, I can't believe it.
The only one left is their leader.

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Come on then! We don't mind beating you up again!

Bull_Pirate: Shi......!! This power!


3 options
Resign yourself! Giving up? Go and take 'em off for me.

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Why do you feel the need to strip him?!
Are you turned on or something?!


Bull_Pirate: ....... Yeah, you shown us how strong you are.

Bull_Pirate: If you're this strong, then I'll go ahead and admit defeat.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
It's about "I can do it."
If you want to beat us, then go prepare 10 times the head count.

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
If you learned your lesson already,
then stop causing so much trouble in the city!

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Alright, case closed! Let's head back to town-

Bull_Pirate: Not so faaaaaaast!! We're not done talkin' yet.

Bull_Pirate: We're gonna take this time to recover from our injuries.
We'll lay our hands off the town for now.

Bull_Pirate: But! If you thought you beat us, think again!!

Bull_Pirate: Our boss, Gyumao-sama won't be beaten so easily!!

Gouryou: ...... At least he was self-aware that he got beat up pretty easily.

Seth:(b_sad face)
Well, you didn't put up much of a fight and got beat up pretty bad.

Bull_Pirate: S-Shut uuuup!! Just listen to what I got to say!!

Bull_Pirate: ... Look! Go ahead and see our boss!


As soon the bandit gave the signal to his subordinate, a huge shadow rose up.


Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Owawawa, what?! Is AR a popular thing now?!


2 options (Same Response)
Oh, that's- A huge shadow......!


An illusion of a non-existent entity then appeared. That voice was undoubtedly the same as the man they met at the pool.


The game simply calls him a "Huge Shadow."

Gyumao:(b_shadow face)
Haaaaaaahahahaha!!
Travelers from other worlds seems to be a popular thing!

Gyumao:(b_shadow face)
I am Gyumao-sama.
I rule over this world and Flaming Mountains as the Demon King!


The huge shadow made a speech to [Player] with dignified, "old-fashioned" remarks.


Gyumao:(b_shadow face)
If you wish to return to your original world,
you must retrieve the "key" that I hold in my posession.

Gyumao:(b_shadow face)
That is the reason why you need to come over to my castle.
Can you actually get there, I wonder?

Gyumao:(b_shadow face)
It will be a gruelsome "ordeal" for frail travelers like yourselves.
Don't you die in the middle of your journey now.

Gyumao:(b_shadow face)
I expect you to not keep me waiting!
Haaaaahahahahaha!!


After finishing what he wants to say, Gyumao's shadow disappeared.

Without realizing it, the leader disappeared off somewhere.

Taken aback by that, [Player]'s group stood still, dumbfounded.


2 options (Same Response)
........... Um......


Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
S-So that was Gyumao-dono......!
Hrm, we just met him but we technically didn't meet him......

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Could this be like a "quest"?!
This must be the start of an adventure just like in the RPGs!!

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
A legendary weapon and a tool that raises the Rainbow Bridge!
We can even search for those items too......!

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Aaaaaah! This world is one huge island of treasures!
I am getting so excited!!

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Don't go around that, it's getting annoying.
It didn't think it would end up something crazy as this.

Gouryou: So it's an "ordeal" huh? So if we want to go home, we need to overcome that-

Gouryou:(crying face)
We're gonna get dragged into some huge battle near the end.
A grand adventure like that is a big no thank you.


3 options (Same Response)
We still got a lot to do. You insist on living here......? L-Let's keep at it?


Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
Now now, Xuanzang and Bajie-dono.
We don't know what kind of trials are waiting for us.

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Don't worry about a thing! I'm with you on this!

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
Besides, we have Big Brother Seth with us.
He knows how to handle battles out in the desert!

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
So, everything will be just fine!
Right, Big Brother? ...... Huh?

Seth:(b_sad face)
..............


Seth was looking down and pondering about something. That expression is a shadow of what he normally is.


2 options (Same Response)
Seth...? What's up?


Seth:(b_sad face)
...... Huh!? Oh, it's nothing.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
That man's shadow...... I have a feeling I seen him somewhere.

Seth:(b_anger face)
He is the runts' boss after all.
I'll take down some huge such as himself with my tornados!

Gouryou:(serious face)
..............

Gouryou: ... Well, whatever. Let's just head back to town already.

Gouryou:(embarrassed face)
Those cute babes will be plenty thankful for me.
Buhehe...... I look forward to that.

Hanuman:(desert_b_crying face)
All this fighting is making me hungry!
I wanna get something to eat when we get back!

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
Geez, what's become of you guys......
Alright, let's go back and tell them.


Getting left behind at the bandit's hideout, Seth chased after them.

That expression he has was like none other; it was stiff with tension and determination.


Seth:(b_neutral face)
.................

Seth:(b_sad face)
I'm stronger than anyone else, so it'll be fine.
I will not lose to anyone.

Seth:(b_anger face)
I am "Seth." The undefeated Seth.

The Xuanzang party head to Flaming Mountain in hopes to escape the desert.

The "ordeal" Gyumao spoke about, I wonder what it will be like?

Well, that will be it for today's story.
We shall meet again another day.

Chapter 3 Part 1:
[Translated by Kukuru]

Location: ???


That night, the town was liberated by bandits and taken down; The neighborhood was completely enshrouded by the night.

... Then, as [Player]'s ear sinks into the pillow, they hear someone's sweet voice calling out for their name.


???:( face)
... Excuse me, [Player]-sama......


2 options (Same Response)
Hrm.....? Who is it.....?


There is no one other than themselves in the bedroom. A floating, hazy silhouette then comes into sight.


Christine:(desert_joy face)
Good evening, [Player]-sama.
You were quite active during the day.


3 options
Why are you here, Narrator-san? Lemme get some sleep...... Did you come to my bedroom for a special time......?

Hmhmhm~...... I apologize for coming this late at night.

Yes. It is fine if you are half asleep.
All I ask is to lend me your ears for a moment.

( face)
The Narrator did not answer that.
Rather, she had a suggestive smile on her face.


I have come over this evening...
for you to listen to a bedtime story.

Day and night;
A tale of a distant, foreign country, wandering between the dawn and dusk.


2 options (Same Response)
Is it something related to this world? If you know something, then spill it.


Christine:(desert_sad face)
A tale like that of a flickering candle.
I will speak of it briefly, or it will fade away.

Please keep your mind at peace,
and bear with me for a moment.


Having said that, the narrator quietly opens the book. A page of the book then dimly lit up, like a fire being lit on a candle.


... A place that is not here; a disant, foreign country.
There were siblings, living in a fruitful, prosperous paradise.

The older brother was violent, yet mellow.
The younger brother was wise, albeit timid.

Although the two were in a in-law relationship, their deep bond was stronger than their blood;
A strong bond bound together than by a hemp rope.

Christine:(desert_sad face)
The older brother was violent by nature.
A characteristic that leads to being easily misunderstood and to be hated by the people around him.

The younger brother's role was to scold his brother, stand with people and settle scuffles.

Nonetheless, the brothers were not troubled,
and continued on with their daily lives.


3 options (Same Response)
Could that older brother be someone we know...... The brothers seem to balance each other out. What happened next?


They are members of those who govern this world.
The eldest brother was the one who drove back the threat through his efforts.

The eldest brother's bravery was exceedingly great.
Such bravery that was enough to kill the monster that terrorized the world.


The narrator casually spoke of the brother's eradication of the monster, yet there was still a sense of realism.

The dreadful breathing from the monster; horrifically lethal poison dripping from its fangs.

The older brother fought bravely with his specialized weapon. The moment came at last, when the monster was finally taken down.


The brother's reputation improved with the successful defeat of the monster.

Christine:(desert_sad face)
They increasingly grew envious of the brother however......


3 options (Same Response)
They became jealous......? Eradicating the monster from the world......? What happened then?


At that moment, the light from outside the window dimmed faintly, along with sounds of the birds' singing.


... Well now, it seems the birds have begun chirping.
That will be it for now.


The narrator then gently closed the book. As the light converged, she disappears.


3 options (Same Response)
Wait, that was it?! I demand a sequel! What's going to happen to us in the future?


That moment, they reached out to detain that figure.


Location: Oasis Lodging


Rustling about and making noises, they fell off the bed and onto the floor.


3 options (Same Response)
Yeowch! ! A-A dream.....? But, I'm sure she was there......


The darkness of the evening was already extinguished by the light of the morning sun.

There was no trace of the narrator being here in the room either.


Hanuman:(desert_b_embarrassed face)
Ooooh, Xuanzang-dono!
Should I wake you up with my water guns......?

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Ack!? You woke up already?!
Geeh, I was hoping to scare the life out of you......

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Well, anyways. Good morning, Xuanzang-dono!!
Everyone's woken up already and are chilling in the dining room.


3 options
Morning, Goku. Did anyone leave just now? Gyaah! Pervert!

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Huh? Was there someone coming out of the room......?
I don't think I passed by someone on the way though.

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Geeeh!? What do you mean by pervert!?
Was it a bad thing to throw those kinds of things at you??

Hanuman:(desert_b_crying face)
Meh! Hah! Heheh! I'm gonna go wait above the ceiling! Meanie!

( face)
After [Player] finished changing clothes,
a fidgeting Goku came running back.

Hanuman:(desert_b_embarrassed face)
W-Well, are you doing okay now?
Somehow, I... (Gibberish).


Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Let's get to the dining room, pronto!
Those two are getting tired of waiting for you!

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
I secretly wanted to snitch some food earlier too.
Cheese and bread are quite tasty when you eat them together.

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Come on, let's eat some food already!
We gotta do our best, since we're walking in the desert today too!


[Chapter 3]: The Xuanzang Party vs. Dokkakuji


Location: Desert

Gouryou:(embarrassed face)
Hooo...... It got... It got pretty serious last night......

Gouryou:(joy face)
All the cute babes were dancing all around me.
I even had my fill of food and drinks too!

Gouryou:(embarrassed face)
I can definitely talk about that again...... It got......


As usual, there's nothing but sand and sand in every direction. While they are walking, Bajie went on babbling about things with a sloppy face.


Seth:(b_sad face)
You're still on about that...... You should at least know when to stop.
Was it that good? It was just an evening banquet yesterday.

Gouryou:(shocked face)
I'll have you know that kind of reception doesn't happen so often!!
All the babes were coming to me one by one with delicious meals!

Gouryou:(serious face)
I was dreaming of something good in bed
till I was thrown into a tub of water by someone......

Seth:(b_surprised face)
H-Hey, that was all on you.
You were even clinging onto me while you were half-asleep!

Seth:(b_anger face)
What were you thinking doing that in the morning!
Jeez! You were supposed to be sound asleep!


3 options
Don't forget what we came here to do. You should've known better. I'm jealous......

Gouryou: Aaaaw, our teacher is being serious.
Of course I know what we're doing.

Gouryou:(joy face)
But, didn't you just become a monk?
You should've been the chief priest at our temple then.

Gouryou:(joy face)
Hey, wouldn't you think so too?
That kind of luxury doesn't happen so often, ya know.

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Huuuh!? I think that's the first time hearing that from you.
What were you jealous of?

Gouryou:(embarrassed face)
Hohoooh~? I see, I see. You should ask someone about that.
Someone like myself, a senior.

Seth:(b_anger face)
Hey, Priest-sama. Don't hear him out.
I don't even want to know what he has to offer.


Seth:(b_neutral face)
It was a mistake for you to be that festive about it.
You don't get it, do you? I'm talking about the purpose behind the banquet.

Gouryou:(serious face)
I know of such grand hospitality.
We're gonna go defeat that Gyumao guy.

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
Heh, I wasn't expecting that from you.
My view of you changed a little. Just a little though.

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
Anyways, Xuanzang-dono, where are we heading to next?

Gouryou: Ah right, about that. Do you remember what those bandits asserted
to Seth after he beat them up? It was the location of the first trial......

Seth:(b_neutral face)
Hey, I was interrogating them, not beating it out of them.
Um... Ummm...... Huh? Well, at least I remember where it is.


2 options (Same Response)
Wasn't it the "Endless Scream"? Why is it in English......?


Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Did I hear...... Ice Cream?!
Oh, this is gonna be so much fun~!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
If we keep walking, we should find it eventually!
Okay, I will go ahead and do some scouting-

Seth:(b_anger face)
So you're gonna run off on your own again!
I literally told you this yesterday! Didn't you understand what I said!?

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Ack!! S-Sorry, Big Brother Seth! I'm always like this......

Seth:(b_sad face)
You really are forgetful......
Well, hopefully you'll at least remember this one-

Seth:(b_neutral face)
"In a desert, you need to stick with your companions."
In other words, you shouldn't separate yourself from us. Okay?

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Yaaay! Big Brother Seth is so caring!

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
Gosh...... You guys. It's just like watching over a little brother.


2 options (Same Response)
Somehow- This isn't so bad after all.


Gouryou: Even though it won't be long before we get back to Tokyo,
are you really fine with building a mutual relationship like this?

Gouryou:(joy face)
We're just fellow travelers on a journey, no?
That's right, Xuanzang-sama, it's something you would say.


While carrying on their slovenly conversations, the Xuanzang party continued down the desert.

[Transitioning...]



Location: ???


There was a comfortable room with pleasant air-conditioning.

It is an extravagant, gorgeous place, which contradicts the location being called Flaming Mountains.

Enshrined there, the head of the household continued on with their conversation on a smart phone.


Hrm, so you ran into some trouble!!
That's fine. Did you make sure to pass on the message?

With that many people however, they are no pushover.
It appears that these "customers" have great motives.

Stay calm. I will not assess your defeat.
Rather, I am going to throw in the incentives as I promised.

Of course, you will lead them to the next location.
I suppose you should do it by the playbook?


Gyumao was actively giving out commands only then to be interrupted by the knocking on the door.


Good morning.
You're in a good mood today, my lovely "husband."

Ah, it's my client. "Milord," I assume you woke up just fine?

Yes, it was wonderful!
It was well worth to have a first-class anemity arranged for me.

Hakumen:(desert_tasty face)
By the way...... Those "customers" of yours,
have they stopped by somewhere?

I just received the report.
It seems they're on course to the next area.

My, aren't you being deceptive.
A talented person like yourself would arrange something so?

Those "customers" then, what kind of people are they?

I was about to ask that just now.
Aaah...... Excuse me, I need some information.

Do you hear the customer's name?
"Milord" would like to know-


With a smart phone on his ear, Gyumao listens intently to his subordinate's report.

However, the moment he heard that name, the sunny expression on his face disappeared.

Instead, what was shown on his face was...... extreme hatred.


Xuanzang...... samaaaaaaa!?!?


He swung a fist downwards with full force, pulverizing the desk that was built there.


...!? Gyuu-chan......!?

Xuanzang-sama......
Oooh, why must I remember such a provocative name?!

Why... Why have they shown themselves here......!?

Inconceivable...... Am I to be killed again?!

Facing off with my "younger brother" in a dispute
left an infuriating scar on this face-

That priest...... killed me in the end!

Gruuuaaaaaaaaaah!!

Will you just calm down for a minute?!
Those buttons are popping off and flying around like bullets!!

...!! ...... I'm sorry. I could not control my anger.

(Tsk tsk). Goodness......
You couldn't bear to catch up with old times, hm?

Xuanzang and their little friends, you're so sure it's really them?

How cunning of you. Isn't it best to stay cool and collected?

Feh..... My subordinates will look into Xuanzang in detail.

I will be assigning a job then!
He will be in charge of the section where the Xuanzang party will be heading to!

"Dokkakuji" will be optimal in evaluating the party's abilities.


Once he gave the necessary commands, Gyumao sits down on a chair.

With a strained expression on his face, he was worrying too much about something.


The client spoke of them......
I must work a fact base for the one who calls themselves, "Xuanzang."

That Xuanzang lot,
why must they show themselves before me at this point.....!


[Transitioning...]



About an hour of walking, [Player] and the others finally arrived at the location.

The appearance said it all to them. The modern scene seemed to be out of place for this world.


Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
X-Xuanzang-dono? You're seeing this right?
Is that the mountain?


3 options (Same Response)
It's more of an amusement park than a mountain. It looks like there's a roller coaster here. Is that a thrill ride?


Seth:(b_surprised face)
Whoa, what is this even?!
I never heard of an amusement part being in this world.

Gouryou:(surprised face)
This is such a whack world!
First we get attacked by bandits in town, then we get this anachronism-

Gouryou:(shocked face)
The amusement park even looks like something from Tokyo!
Gah, this is getting ridiculous......

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
But, it looks so much fun though!
Hoh, I'm getting so excited~!

Gouryou: We're not even here to play around.
Besides, are we even gonna find Gyumao's henchmen here?

Seth:(b_neutral face)
All I know is we should check it out.
There is no other place to investigate anyways.

Seth:(b_anger face)
If someone stands in our way, we'll give them a good beating!
Then we'll make them spill the details about Flaming Mountains!

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
That is what we need to do. Nothing more.


Seth's stance shows that he's not trying to hide away his fighting spirit. Then, [Player] remembered the remarks from the Narrator-


Christine:(desert_sad face)
The violent older brother was so brave......
Only then the people became envious of him.


2 options (Same Response)
No... It couldn't be...... Seth here is a bit different from that though......


Seth:(b_surprised face)
Hey...... Hey, Xuanzang-sama. Are you even listening to me?


3 options (Same Response)
Geh!? No, it's nothing. I was just thinking to myself.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
Jeez, can you pull yourself together?
We're gonna check out the place out now.

Gouryou:(joy face)
You're gonna get a tan if you keep doing that in the sunlight.

Gouryou: Anyways, let's just get inside already. I can even hear the upbeat music too.


1 option
.............

[Transitioning...]



Location: Amusement Park?


Passing through the entrance, you can find a nicely laid out flower bed here. There is a flashy roller coaster and ferris wheel here as well......

On top of that, there is a pool with water slides installed to it. There is no doubt that this is an amusement park.


Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Oooooo! Aaaaaah! It's full of attractions, Xuanzang-dono!

Hanuman:(desert_b_embarrassed face)
I wonder which one I should try out first......!
Nnnnn...... I'm gonna get a headache if I can't decide soon.

Gouryou: Hey hey, I told you we're not here to have fun.
Once we get a clue about Flaming Mountains, we're outta this joint.

Eeeeeh!? Aw, no fair!
There's so many things to do here, it'll be a waste to pass this on!

Hanuman:(desert_crying face)
Please, Xuanzang-dono? Can we play around for a bit-


3 options
Out of the question! I guess one is fine. We should go buy some tickets then.

Hanuman:(desert_b_crying face)
A-Aaaaaaw...... I understand...... (Groans).

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Y-You mean it?! I wonder which one I should try out first...... Hmmm...

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Hey, hey, heeeey!!
Why are you so insistent on playing around here?!


Gouryou: Hey, doesn't something seem off to you?
We haven't seen a single visitor in a place like this......

Gouryou:(crying face)
There's not a single employee around either.
There's no reason for me to find someone to sweet talk to then......

Seth:(b_sad face)
That really isn't that big of a problem. Anyways, we need to stay sharp.

Gouryou: Well now. To be fairly honest,
that won't be necessary if we're coming to this place for any leads.

Gouryou:(serious face)
Those guys would've laid out plenty of traps by now.


Right at that moment, someone's loud laughter echoed across the deserted amusement park.


???:( face)
Gaaaahahahahaha~!!

So you've come at last, "Xuanzang" and their friends!
Let me give you a warm welcome!!


3 options
Oh hey, it's the old head architect! My ears are ringing from you raising your voice...... Lemme feel your stomach!

Oh, I recognize you, but you have it all wrong.
I am currently not an architect.

Hahahaha, sorry about that!
Raising my voice is something I developed from my line of work!

Amatsumara:(shocked face)
Wah, my stomach......!? O-Out of the question!
If it's only to feel my muscles then I suppose that's fine!

Gouryou:(shocked face)
Huh...... He's fine with letting you feel his muscles.


Seth:(b_anger face)
Hey, pops! Are you the owner of this joint?

Seth:(b_neutral face)
Those bandits led us here to instigate something with you.
What are you here for?

Seth:(b_anger face)
If you know what's good for you, then tell us everything you know!!

Hahah, this child has spunk.
I don't hate that from youngsters such as yourself.

However, I'd watch my mouth if I were you. You wouldn't want to get yourself hurt.

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Nng.....!! What is this feeling......!?

I am Dokkakuji. Gyumao put me in charge of this area.

No, rather I'm in charge of keeping guard of Endless something-or-the-other.
I am the "Demon King's servant" as I would call myself.


Along with his statement, Dokkakuji boldly brandished the large hammer that was resting on his shoulders.

A wind mixed with the hot air of the desert kicked off at the party's faces.


...... So then, Xuanzang-dono, you will be facing me.

It seems I have stand in the way of these disciples.
I'll wager information about Flaming Mountains, if you'll let your muscles do the talking.

Gouryou:(shocked face)
This guy is a brute with a monstrous-sized hammer!
Nope! I'm gonna get the hell away from this old fart!

Seth:(b_anger face)
Hey, pig! Don't tell me you're chickening out!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Besides, pops here most likely can't handle dealing with us!
He's just trying to size us up by saying a load of crap-

So, that's what this chap thinks huh!!


He then swung his gargantuan hammer, scraping the atmosphere in response to Seth's assertion.


2 options (Same Response)
What did he...... Gyaaah!?


[Player], Bajie, and Seth's Sacred Artifacts all flew midair in an instant.

A blow that they couldn't believe their eyes on; They were effectively disarmed.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
M-My cane......!! Shit, why now of all times!?

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Yikes, that was fast......!
There's no way this came from strong muscles!

This is nothing to be amazed about...... Strong muscles is crucial to a blacksmith's living.

With these skills,
I can wield this large hammer with no problems whatsoever.

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Wh...... What a load of crap, you old faaaaart!!
You could've seriously injured yourself!!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
... Huh, Goku!? Where did he go!?

Hanuman:( face)
... I'm right here, Big Brother Seth.

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Thanks to my skills, I saw through your attack!!


A voice could be heard from above [Player] and the others' heads. There at the top of the electric light posts was Goku.

Goku kicked off the footing, then made one full flip before landing in front of [Player].


Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Xuanzang-dono and the other's "Sacred Artifacts"!
Just leave this one to me!


3 options (Same Response)
G-Goku?! I don't believe it! Awesome......!


... Well, this boy managed to see through my hammer.

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
I am not just a boy! I am Xuanzang's number one disciple, Goku!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
I won't let you lay a finger on our teacher!

...... Very well. If I were to evaluate your abilities,
then I should challenge you with full strength!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
........!!


Seeing Dokkakuji letting his guard down, Seth dashed and quickly grabbed back his cane then made a silent prayer.


Ooooh!? A whirlwind!?

Seth:(b_anger face)
You're in for it now! My...... enemy!!

Seth:(b_anger face)
I will protect my friends whom I see as my younger brothers.
I will not tarnish the role of the older brother!

Seth:(b_neutral face)
Come down here, Goku! You can leave this one to me!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Hah......! I won't let this slide! I'm gonna fight alongside you!

Seth:(b_anger face)
You......! That's dangerous!
Didn't you hear what your older brother just told you earlier?!

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
But, I had such a greeaaat idea though!
For that reason, I should be fighting alongside you......!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
...... Ugh fine, have it your way!
Can you look out for yourself?

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Hmhmhmhm~!! You got it!!

Gouryou: ... Well then. What'll it be, Xuanzang-sama?


2 options
We'll get back our "Sacred Artifacts" and back them up! We'll leave it to those two.

Gouryou:(joy face)
...... Alright then.
While those two are keeping the old fart busy, we'll go grab our "Sacred Artifacts."

Gouryou:(joy face)
...... Fine. After we get our "Sacred Artifacts,"
we'll go settle things with that old fart.


Come, youngsters! You and I will settle this through muscles!!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Aye! Fuuten-ryuu Ninja, Goku! I will show you what I can do!

Chapter 3 Part 2:
[Translated by Kukuru]

Location: Amusement Park?



OOOOOOORAAAAAAAAA!!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Nope! You just happened to do that to a clone!!

Kuh, I'm not done yet......! You will submit!!

Seth:(b_anger face)
Okay, I will nail you from behind!!
Take thiiiis!!


Seth swings around Dokkakuji's back faster than he could react with his hammer.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
Let's finish this.....!!

Ignorant boy!!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Gwaaaaaaaah!!


The monstrous hammer slammed hard into Seth's core, as if Dokkakuji anticipated his attack.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
Im...... Impossible! How did he read my movement like that......!

So reckless. You merely don't care about your own life.
You are like a "flame in a shape of a person."

As someone who has worked with "fire" for a long time, did you really think you could get through this old blacksmith?

It's not hard to tame you, as I excel in this sort of thing.
Thus, I can see through your attacks.


He towered over the crippled Seth. It's as if he's to overwhelm everything.

Holding his gargantuan hammer in one arm, his muscles made of steel were made more apparent.


I am done playing games with you.
It's time to put out this "fire"!!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
......!!


2 options (Same Response)
Seth! ! I'm coming to save you!


Gouryou:(serious face)
Stop, buhe. That's unnecessary, don't ya think?


That moment, when the giant hammer swung down on the dumbfounded Seth-

A loud sound of a sword echoed, which occured on the middle of the hammer.


...... I expected you to do that.


Being pinned down by Dokkakuji's strike, he was trying hard to fight back the overwhelming mass of the hammer.


Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
I made it..... just in time!!


1 option
Goku!


Hanuman:(desert_b_crying face)
Kuuuuuuuuuh!! My legs have gone nuuuuuuuumb!!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Geh, Big Brother Seth...... Get back while I hold him down!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
You......! How were you that fast......

Seth:(b_anger face)
No way! Stay out of this, Goku! I can still fight him!!

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
Please. I'll take over from here!

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
I did all I could for my "Big Brother." I don't want you getting hurt, and for that reason, I'm not letting you go!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Go...... Goku......!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Okay, let's do this! Dokkakuji-dono......

Hanuman:(desert_b_4star face)
Cloning Ninjutsu!!

Nuaaaaaah!?


A power in which it was hard to believe it came from a small build; Goku stood his ground and forced Dokkakuji's large physique back.


You've done well, Goku...... But!
You will not take me down with speed alone!!


The giant hammer hollowed out the atmosphere in an attempt to nail him.

However, the attack only smashed through Goku's afterimages.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
That's not a jutsu nor Rule...
How did he pull off afterimages with speed alone?!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Being able to perform something like that......
What kind of guy are you!?

That movement, that flexibility, those young muscles, it's quite beautiful.
Even so...... This is the limit of what a child is capable of!!

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Ooof!! Gaah...!!


Despite moving at a high speed, there's was a small opening in between changing clones.

The hammer's blow literally nudged the opening, causing Goku to stagger.


Don't think of me badly, alright?
It's my job to determine the abilities of my opponents......

Prepare yourself, boy. I am going to break a rib or two!!


With strength that far exceeds his movement, Dokkakuji went in for an attack with his gargantuan hammer.


Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
...... Ninjutsu! Chaotic Narcissus jutsu!!


Being quick in cutting off his voice, Goku splits up with water guns in his hands.

The numbers were immeasurable; over a hundred figures fired their water guns.


Tch......!! This is nothing!!


Despite being bombarded by consecutive water attacks, Dokkakuji's hammer reacted with unparalleled accuracy.

That large swing did not miss Goku.


Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
You're open!

Amatsumara:(shocked face)
Buwahaaaaaaaa!?!


Along with a scream, Dokkakuji's face was shot with a splash of water.

Accompanied with a loud noise, Dokkakuji's fell on his back.

Facing towards Dokkakuji, who was astounded, Goku raised out one arm with a huge smile on his face.


Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Heheh, you cooled off yet?
I won this match, so that means victory is mine!

(Spits)...... What are you saying?
Did you really think you have defeated me?

Seth:(b_anger face)
That's right, Goku! Finish this battle once and for all!

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
.....................

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Your power surpasses him, you can easily finish him off!

Seth:(b_anger face)
This is your only chance to do it!
That's how fights work!

Seth:(b_anger face)
This old geezer picked the fight with us in the first place!
It's hard enough to keep up with-

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
It's over, Big Brother Seth.


Saying that remark in a gentle manner, Goku held out a hand for Dokkakuji.


Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
The battle's over. There's no reason to drag it out any longer.

Hoh. Is that you what you believe?
It's hard to understand how you came to this conclusion.......

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
That's because, Dokkakuji, your job was to "evaluate our abilities."

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
Old geezer here attacked me, I retaliated back and took him down.

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Since you wanted to evaluate our abilities, then this should be good enough for you!
...... Did I get that right?

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Wha... Huh......?

Seth:(b_anger face)
...... What kind of bullshit is that!
With your speed, you could've easily took him out!

Hanuman:(desert_b_crying face)
(Groan), I couldn't do that~...... I was being desperate.

Hanuman:(desert_b_neutral face)
Besides, I fight solely for the sake of my mission.
I wanted to protect mangas, games and my other favorite things too......

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
And I was careful with my elders too.
That's the promise I made as a ninja of justice!

...............

...... Fah! Bwahahahahahahaha!!

I see. In that regard, you have defeated me!

Yes, I have fulfilled my mission.

I had to "test" you, to gauge your limits to your abilities......

It was quite the job, I must say. You have officially cleared your first "trial."

I will escort you to the entrance of the next "trial,"
so you can get closer to Flaming Mountains.

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Ooh, thanks a bunch, Old Geezer Dokkakuji!

There is one thing I want to comment about however.
When you refer to myself as "old geezer"......

I'd appreciate being called an "elder" instead.
That-is-all. Remember that!!

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
W-What a scary feeling!! I-I understand.

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Besides, with your muscular build,
you can swing that gigantic hammer around like it's nothing!

You understand well, little Goku.


Not holding themselves back, the two had a good laugh together.


Seth:(b_sad face)
....... How is that possible......


Looking at Seth's expression, it was full of embarrassment and resentment.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
What a dumb way to conclude this.
I can't wrap my head around this......!

Seth:(b_anger face)
That's a "fight" for you!? That's not the kind of fighting I know about!!

Seth:(b_sad face)
Yet, Goku had serious motives. I don't understand why......


3 option (Same Response)
He didn't feel the need to finish him off. You can't solve everything by killing your opponent. That is a strength Goku has.


Seth:(b_sad face)
I...... don't understand at all. That battle...... He could've done it.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
You defeat your enemy, you pin them down,
you crush them under your feet, then beat them mercilessly.

Seth:(b_anger face)
Not doing that will give them a chance to stand back up.
In turn, you'll suffer from that......!

Seth:(b_sad face)
That's because... I know what it means to "win a fight."

Gouryou: ...... There are different kinds of people out there.
Hence, there are different forms of "conflict" as well.

Gouryou:(serious face)
Residing in a world that's different from your own will change how you fight.
You can consider that we've "won."

Gouryou:(joy face)
Buhehe, just chill out 'cause everything got sorted out in the end.
Aren't you overthinking this whole thing, Big Bro?

Gouryou:(joy face)
Even so, you did great, Goku.
I gotta say, you had a neat secret trick there.

Hanuman:(desert_b_embarrassed face)
You're making me blush if you keep praising me like that...
Heh... Heheh!

Seth:(b_sad face)
.....................

Well, I believe we should get moving.
You all have done well in passing my "trial" -

The strongest, fastest "ride"
will be something fitting for your glory.

Seth:(b_surprised face)
"Ride"......? A horse? A car? What is it?

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Hoh! It's on the tip of my tongue! It's the Flying Namb......


3 option
Nimbus! No, that's not it. That's only for the pure of heart.

Gouryou:(shocked face)
W-What the!? Why are you looking at me like that!?


...... No.
Did your imagination run wild causing you to think it was something else?

Hanuman:(desert_b_crying face)
M-Maybe...... (Sniffle)......

This "ride" was prepared by myself. There it is.


Dokkakuji smiling proudly, he pointed at the location with his thick finger.

There appeared a gigantic structure that rose up all the way into the sky.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
Wh-What is that.....!? That construction building is gigantic!!

Gouryou:(surprised face)
No, take a closer look! There's a tube stretched around it......

You're exactly right! You can reach the next trial through this "attraction."

This is the biggest and fastest slide yet!
Its name is "Dive into Hell"!!

Hanuman, Gouryou and Seth:(surprised face)
Dive into Heeeeeeeell!?!?


3 options (Same Response)
How did you come up with something as dangerous as that?! We're dead. Wow, that sounds like fun...


This slide was raised 300 meters from the ground!
The endpoint is 2 kilometers and the planned speed is 100 kilometers per hour!

You will descend from the heavens straight down to the water at the bottom at full speed!
This will send shivers down your spine. That is its strongpoint.

Seth:(b_surprised face)
........ Whaa-?

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Oooooooh!? I don't get it but all I know is it's gonna be super fun!!

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Whoa whoa whoa, how are you still sane?!
You know how dangerous this thing is, right?!

It's safe. It's reinforced to resist earthquakes and measures to prevent accidents have been made.
As long you don't try anything funny, you will not die.

I'll lend you boards so you lay them under your behinds.
I'll set your bodies and get you sliding...... Also, there may be some deceleration.

Gouryou:(shocked face)
Whaddyamean by that!! Xuanzang-sama, say something come on!


2 options
I wanna slide! I'd rather go on foot......

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Oooh! Xuanzang-sama is eager to go too!
You have no choice but to slide with us then!

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Bleh, why are you siding with them!?
Aw dammit! How did things turn out this way!!

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Oh yeah, you got that right! We'll just walk there!

Hoh, you want to walk there?
Behind this amusement park is a steep cliff.

I don't how you're planning to get across the fissures in the ground.
I'm afraid the slide is the only road you can take......

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Aw, dammit......! It's dangerous to go on foot after all.
Besides, how did you even manage to build something like that......!?


Seth:(b_surprised face)
..............

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
It sure looks tall though!
Either way, we're gonna have a blast!

Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
After we climb up there, I wanna see the great scenery!
I wanna get in the slide already!

Alright, alright. Let's head on over there. Follow me.

We'll use the private elevator,
it will take us up to the top in a jiffy.

Gouryou:(shocked face)
Damn...... Feels like we're heading to the gallows!
Ugh, I wanna re-experience last night's banquet......!

Seth:(b_surprised face)
..............


1 option
What's up, Seth?


Seth:(b_surprised face)
Hyaaa!! Eh!? I..... It's nothing!!

Seth:(b_cheerful face)
Y-Yeah! Let's get on with the slide already! Hah..... Haha... Hah...

[Transitioning...]



Stepping foot onto the rooftop after being led here, there was a rather strong breeze blowing.

Even just by standing here, the wind is strong enough to blow you off.


Hmm. The wind here shouldn't be a problem.

So, who's going first? Take all the time you need.

Gouryou:(crying face)
How did I get talked into this......!
I seriously don't want to take the slide......

Gouryou:(joy face)
O-Oh yeah! Goku, you offered to slide down first!
You'll be our guinea pig in showing us how it's done!

Hanuman:(desert_b_surprised face)
Eh!? You sure about that!?
You really want me to get into the slide?!

Hanuman:(desert_b_serious face)
Okay then, Goku's gonna go in first!!


Wasting no time, Goku rushed his skinny body into the slide.


Hanuman:(desert_b_joy face)
Yaaaaaaaahooooooooooo!!!


A sound was projected on the installed monitor. A figure just got into the spiral-shaped tube.

Though their vision was disoriented due to the altitude, Goku slides out and splashes into the water.


Hanuman:( face)
Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
The acceleration feels am-amaziiiiiiiiing!!


Describing the speed as amazing, the figure disappears beyond the slide.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
.....................

Gouryou:(shocked face)
This ain't helpiiiiiiiiing!!

Gouryou:(surprised face)
What's with that idiot! He really enjoyed going down the whole thing?!
He was sliding down in an awfully cheerful manner!

Gouryou:(crying face)
Why did he think this was fun?!
Damn, is this what I get for picking someone for first impressions!?

Ah, you gotta admire his guts! So...... Who's going next?

Gouryou:(shocked face)
Eh!? Eh... Eheheheh...... Um, haven't you seen my body?

Gouryou:(embarrassed face)
You know I'm gonna end up clogging the thing!
Because of that, you go on ahead so I can go last!

Aaagh, you are such a slacker......
You can reach Kochuuten from here, just so you are aware.


2 options (Same Response)
Kochuuten? That's where the next "trial" is?


Gouryou:(surprised face)
Ko... Kochuuten!?


From the moment Bajie heard that name, his eye color changed.


Gouryou:(shocked face)
H-Hey...... Wait a minute, that's really our next stop?

Gouryou:(surprised face)
Kochuuten......
A paradise unlike no other in the world......

Hoh, you know your stuff.
Indeed, it took its name from that location.

It has all the luxury you can imagine.
There will be unequaled "cute girls" and they will surely welcome you.

Gouryou:(joy face)
Bajie's up and going! Let's get gooooing~!

Gouryou:(joy face)
Wait for me, babes! I'm coming for yaaaaa~!!


Bajie's figure and outbursts both disappeared down the slide.

Being faster than light, he was surprisingly keen and nimble.


3 options (Same Response)
Bajie!? That sure was an easy way to handle him. Damn cheater!


...... Well, okay then. You're up next, ladykiller.

Seth:(b_surprised face)
Eeh......!? A-Aah, me!?


Seth is far from the slide, rather he is still near the elevator.

After coming up here, it was clear that he has not moved an inch from that spot.


2 options (Same Response)
Hm? Seth......?


Seth:(b_anger face)
I...... I'll go last. It might be better if I stayed behind.

What are you saying? You want your Teacher to go on ahead?

Seth:(b_surprised face)
N-No, that's......! I'm fine, really!!


He wasn't as passionate as he usually is, rather his whole body was trembling.

It was obvious that he is anxious about the current situation.


2 options (Same Response)
Seth, could it be that- You're scared of heights......?


Seth:(b_surprised face)
D-D-D-Dumbass, what are you babbling about?!

Seth:(b_anger face)
I-I am Seth-sama......! Why would I be afraid?!


Suddenly, a gust of wind blew near the slide.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
Wuuuaaaaaaaaah!?!?


Seth grabbed onto a nearby pole and while [Player] stared at him.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
...................


When Seth realized this, he utters words that shows he's admitting it.


Seth:(b_embarrassed face)
Okay, you got me! That is a pretty big deal for me!!


2 options (Same Response)
Those tornados of yours- You ride them just fine.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
I-I'm not afraid by that if I can control it myself! But......

Seth:(b_sad face)
Sometimes I can't control the speed myself,
there's some instances too where I can't bring myself down after going so high up-

Seth:(b_anger face)
My legs would then end up freezing up!
Damn, damn, dammit!!


Finishing up confessing in anger, Seth calmed down and spoke in a frail tone.


Seth:(b_neutral face)
...... Look, Xuanzang-sama.
You don't have to show sympathy for me, really.

Seth:(b_sad face)
I was supposed to be a Big Brother for Goku.
I couldn't bring myself over to the slide without feeling scared......

Seth:(b_sad face)
Goku...... I didn't know his "way of winning" would
remarkably clear the "trial."

Seth:(b_neutral face)
Even with a slide like this, he went into the slide with no fears.

Seth:(b_neutral face)
I am uncool. I...... He is stronger than I am.


3 options (Same Response)
"Stronger"? Strength isn't about being physically strong or being fearless. You believe there's a standard for that?


Seth:(b_neutral face)
...... I'm wrong? What is it then?


3 options (Same Response)
"Strength" is if you can be kind to others. "Strong" people- I saw a lot of people like that myself.


Seth:(b_surprised face)
.................


3 options (Same Response)
Everyone has strengths and weaknesses. It doesn't matter what you're not good at. Seth, do you see yourself as a "Big Brother" to Goku?


Seth:(b_anger face)
.................


Seth quickly stood up feeling determined. He then marched over to the entrance of the slide.


Seth:(b_neutral face)
Th...... Thanks for that, Xuanzang-sama.
You're right...... I am a "Big Brother" to him.

Seth:(b_sad face)
Yeah, I'm feeling anxious, but......
My younger brother love me for being their "Big Brother," even if I am afraid!

Seth:(b_anger face)
My younger brother is waiting for me......
"Big Brother" is not supposed to fall behind!

Seth:(b_neutral face)
I will not forget my strong points! I will move on!!

Seth:(b_anger face)
Raaaaaaaaaaah!!


In the midst of it, Seth dives into the slide.


Seth:( face)
G-Gyaaaaaaaaaaah!!
T-That...... was a bad ideaaaaaaaaaa!!


Leaving behind a long outcry, Seth disappears to the other side.


I'm not sure what to say......
At least he was set on his feelings.

Well, it all comes down to you.
Your disciples are waiting for you, Xuanzang-san.


3 options (Same Response)
Okay, let's go~! I guess I have to then...... (Close your eyes and jump in)


Good luck, traveler!


Getting ready for the ride, they put their hand on the slide with a staggering height.

Then, an intense shock hit them, causing them to lose consciousness.


Thanks to Goku's witty actions,
the Xuanzang party cleared and passed through Dokkakuji's "trial."

Using an astonishing method of travel, the party continues their way to Flaming Mountains.

Now, I shall conclude today's story here.
We shall meet again on another night.